Somehow, I’d always pictured him somewhere on the delicate clouds of heaven, painting happy fucking clouds with Bob Motherfucking Ross.
I wonder if OxyClean is good for soot stains?….
I hope he’s coming for Vince!
That. Is. Amazing.
I can attest to the fact that Oxi-Clean is great for soot removal! I burned down my college dorm room and was able to save 1/4 of my shit with that stuff. However, Oxi-Clean couldn’t save my parent’s homeowner’s insurance when they got the bill.
Or at the very least, yelling about how fucking fluffy Bob’s happy clouds were.
Freekin hillarious!!! Damn you Billy Mays!! Damn You!!!!
Holy #$@!!!! Yesterday I steam-vacuumed my living room carpet with Oxy-Clean, only to discover the initials B.M. etched into my rug this morning. At least, it sorta looks like B.M. And also kinda like ILLJJJHASDFLDAJFILLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMNLLLLLLLLLLL.
Lesson learned. Never put Oxy-Clean in the steam vac.
I like this… but I can’t see him hanging with Bob Ross. They’d be like the odd couple. They’d kill eachother. KILL EACHOTHER.
My daughter did two commercials with Billy Mays. He didn’t like her because she got her lines in one take. Apparently he was pissed even then.
This is what happens if you don’t use OxyClean in your laundry…
We do deserve his wrath – I am accepting of our punishment.
Yay! I know that’s a lame ass fucking comment but that’s honestly the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this AND Bob Ross mentioned below it. Yay in that six-year-old-girl-I-just-got-glitter-on-my-face voice.
Thanks for making me Yay.
Both Awesome and SCARY, at the same time.
Where were you and what were you doing when JFK was shot? Martin Luther King Jr? 9/11?
Billy Mays getting hit in the head with luggage?
I wasn’t alive for most of that crap, but I was alive for Billy Mays – and I’ll tell you. I was doing my laundry. Cruel, bitter, irony.
Surrounded by Happy Trees …..
or maybe just enjoying some ‘happy weed’.
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