billy-mays

Somehow, I’d always pictured him somewhere on the delicate clouds of heaven, painting happy fucking clouds with Bob Motherfucking Ross.

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19 thoughts on “You Knew The Day Was Coming

  1. I can attest to the fact that Oxi-Clean is great for soot removal! I burned down my college dorm room and was able to save 1/4 of my shit with that stuff. However, Oxi-Clean couldn’t save my parent’s homeowner’s insurance when they got the bill.

  2. Holy #$@!!!! Yesterday I steam-vacuumed my living room carpet with Oxy-Clean, only to discover the initials B.M. etched into my rug this morning. At least, it sorta looks like B.M. And also kinda like ILLJJJHASDFLDAJFILLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMNLLLLLLLLLLL.

    Lesson learned. Never put Oxy-Clean in the steam vac.

  3. Yay! I know that’s a lame ass fucking comment but that’s honestly the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this AND Bob Ross mentioned below it. Yay in that six-year-old-girl-I-just-got-glitter-on-my-face voice.

    Thanks for making me Yay.

  4. Where were you and what were you doing when JFK was shot? Martin Luther King Jr? 9/11?

    Billy Mays getting hit in the head with luggage?

    I wasn’t alive for most of that crap, but I was alive for Billy Mays – and I’ll tell you. I was doing my laundry. Cruel, bitter, irony.

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