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	<title>Comments on: Why I Fail At The Internet (But Win At Life!)</title>
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	<description>Purple Should Be A Flavor, Dammit!</description>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90468</link>
		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bwahahaha! I can never remember passwords or user names. It&#039;s a good thing I&#039;m always Mommy Wants Vodka or I&#039;d lose my freaking IDENTITY. GAH.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bwahahaha! I can never remember passwords or user names. It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;m always Mommy Wants Vodka or I&#8217;d lose my freaking IDENTITY. GAH.</p>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90446</link>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I joined and all that and now I can&#039;t get on and it doesn&#039;t give you a &quot;hey, idiot, did your forget your password and need it sent to you&quot; option.  I&#039;ve run through the usual suspects on my passwords...

I might just create an alter-ego for the group...hmmm....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I joined and all that and now I can&#8217;t get on and it doesn&#8217;t give you a &#8220;hey, idiot, did your forget your password and need it sent to you&#8221; option.  I&#8217;ve run through the usual suspects on my passwords&#8230;</p>
<p>I might just create an alter-ego for the group&#8230;hmmm&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90213</link>
		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your mother was CRUEL. That&#039;s just cruel. Good for you for getting your damn pottery wheel!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your mother was CRUEL. That&#8217;s just cruel. Good for you for getting your damn pottery wheel!</p>
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		<title>By: sue</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90165</link>
		<dc:creator>sue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Because The Real Reason I Had Kids Was To Buy All The Stuff My Parents Wouldn’t Buy Me at Mommy Wants Vodka on December 10, 2009 11:36 am 

Yes, One of the 1st things my daughter got (when she was old enough) was a pottery wheel (even though she didn&#039;t ask for it), because my bitch mother heard me telling a friend I had seen it in her closet and she returned it.  All I got was the damn box of clay that went with it. I ask you, was it my fault she didn&#039;t hide the box properly? No! I say.  It was downright mean and cruel and I still resent her for it. Anyway my daughter got one and I played with it once and now it is in the box in the garage, but I have my pottery wheel damnit! So there!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because The Real Reason I Had Kids Was To Buy All The Stuff My Parents Wouldn’t Buy Me at Mommy Wants Vodka on December 10, 2009 11:36 am </p>
<p>Yes, One of the 1st things my daughter got (when she was old enough) was a pottery wheel (even though she didn&#8217;t ask for it), because my bitch mother heard me telling a friend I had seen it in her closet and she returned it.  All I got was the damn box of clay that went with it. I ask you, was it my fault she didn&#8217;t hide the box properly? No! I say.  It was downright mean and cruel and I still resent her for it. Anyway my daughter got one and I played with it once and now it is in the box in the garage, but I have my pottery wheel damnit! So there!</p>
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		<title>By: Kristin Moran</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristin Moran</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m in.  I did it for the book, your blog &amp; the virtual vodka.  Mmmmmmmm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m in.  I did it for the book, your blog &amp; the virtual vodka.  Mmmmmmmm.</p>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90008</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Joined, forgot to comment here, but did it, now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joined, forgot to comment here, but did it, now.</p>
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		<title>By: Tracy</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/why-i-fail-at-the-internet-but-win-at-life/#comment-90002</link>
		<dc:creator>Tracy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I joined your group.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I joined your group.</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer June</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennifer June</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Joined a gang - check
Begged Becky shamelessly to be my facebook friend - check
Told the old the world how awesome she is - check.


http://www.theladyslounge.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joined a gang &#8211; check<br />
Begged Becky shamelessly to be my facebook friend &#8211; check<br />
Told the old the world how awesome she is &#8211; check.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.theladyslounge.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.theladyslounge.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude. HELLS YES.

We are SO going to drink some virtual vodka while we braid each others hair. I CANNOT WAIT. Nice to meet you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude. HELLS YES.</p>
<p>We are SO going to drink some virtual vodka while we braid each others hair. I CANNOT WAIT. Nice to meet you!</p>
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		<title>By: Zakary</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zakary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Done.  God, that was hard.  I had to click like two buttons. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Done.  God, that was hard.  I had to click like two buttons. <img src='http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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