Comments on: When ‘You’re In My Heart’ Means, ‘Gimmie Some Of That Prenup’ http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/ Purple Should Be A Flavor, Dammit! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:12:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Kendra http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-103004 Kendra Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:00:46 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-103004 I cannot find the words to express how awful flying cockroaches are. I haven't experienced them in LA (but I hardly left Burbank the entire time I was there). But imagine Subsaharan Africa, middle of the night, squatting over a hole in a concrete outhouse to deal with the aftermath of apparently not filtering the water QUITE enough--and when you give in and light a candle so you can get some idea of where you're aiming, the closet you're pooping in comes alive with flying cockroaches. The mere threat of repeating that experience would be enough to keep me out of California for life. I cannot find the words to express how awful flying cockroaches are. I haven’t experienced them in LA (but I hardly left Burbank the entire time I was there). But imagine Subsaharan Africa, middle of the night, squatting over a hole in a concrete outhouse to deal with the aftermath of apparently not filtering the water QUITE enough–and when you give in and light a candle so you can get some idea of where you’re aiming, the closet you’re pooping in comes alive with flying cockroaches.

The mere threat of repeating that experience would be enough to keep me out of California for life.

]]> By: Jenn http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102470 Jenn Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:14:49 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102470 The Daver: “You’re kind of delusional.” Aunt Becky: “I find it adds to my charm.” I WANT THIS ON A T-SHIRT!!! Please? Can we have Aunt Becky tshirts? The Daver: “You’re kind of delusional.”

Aunt Becky: “I find it adds to my charm.”

I WANT THIS ON A T-SHIRT!!! Please? Can we have Aunt Becky tshirts?

]]> By: Your Aunt Becky http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102494 Your Aunt Becky Mon, 12 Apr 2010 17:42:00 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102494 Bwahahahahaha! I should so make that shirt. Bwahahahahaha! I should so make that shirt.

]]> By: Katherine http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102432 Katherine Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:34:29 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102432 I've lived in Orange County for about 10 years, and have lived in San Diego for the past 9, and a long time ago live in LA (Pasadena for 2). Don't recall any flying cockroaches...not too bad out here on the bug front, especially in the cities and such. I just got back from a weekend camping trip in the high desert, the bugs weren't even that bad out there. I did have a fucking lizard sneak into my house on April Fools day, and there are some mice issues, but that's what cats are for. CA is awesome. I've got an In-n-Out about 7 minutes from me, and a Sonic about 15 minutes away. Plus a 24 hour Jack in the Box right down the street...don't forget Jack in the Box on this next trip!! I’ve lived in Orange County for about 10 years, and have lived in San Diego for the past 9, and a long time ago live in LA (Pasadena for 2). Don’t recall any flying cockroaches…not too bad out here on the bug front, especially in the cities and such. I just got back from a weekend camping trip in the high desert, the bugs weren’t even that bad out there. I did have a fucking lizard sneak into my house on April Fools day, and there are some mice issues, but that’s what cats are for. CA is awesome. I’ve got an In-n-Out about 7 minutes from me, and a Sonic about 15 minutes away. Plus a 24 hour Jack in the Box right down the street…don’t forget Jack in the Box on this next trip!!

]]> By: Your Aunt Becky http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102404 Your Aunt Becky Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:42:41 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102404 Only the best word ever. Only the best word ever.

]]> By: Badass Geek http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102377 Badass Geek Sat, 10 Apr 2010 21:59:36 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102377 Boof? Awesome. Boof? Awesome.

]]> By: Mommy on the Spot http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102280 Mommy on the Spot Sat, 10 Apr 2010 00:17:01 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102280 All I can think of is Brett Michaels and Rock of Love. All I can think of is Brett Michaels and Rock of Love.

]]> By: Mikey D http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102277 Mikey D Fri, 09 Apr 2010 21:40:56 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102277 If you want to get a rockstar in LA you gotta wear Beats by Dr. Dre. GOSH! i thought everyone knew that. If you want to get a rockstar in LA you gotta wear Beats by Dr. Dre. GOSH! i thought everyone knew that.

]]> By: Sharon http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102223 Sharon Fri, 09 Apr 2010 16:03:01 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102223 Wake up, Becky, I think I got somethin to saaaay to you... Wake up, Becky, I think I got somethin to saaaay to you…

]]> By: NikkiWoods http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/when-youre-in-my-heart-means-gimmie-some-of-that-prenup/#comment-102220 NikkiWoods Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:41:36 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4085#comment-102220 AB: you are totally RAD! Yep, I said it. Those headphones are totally ridonkulous! Fuck, reading all these entries, now I want an IN-N-OUT burger!! FYI: Sonic isn't even that great - well, the drinks and the ice cream are pretty good, but regular old BK makes a much better burger. Hmmm ... maybe that is what I will have for lunch! AB: you are totally RAD! Yep, I said it. Those headphones are totally ridonkulous!

Fuck, reading all these entries, now I want an IN-N-OUT burger!!

FYI: Sonic isn’t even that great – well, the drinks and the ice cream are pretty good, but regular old BK makes a much better burger. Hmmm … maybe that is what I will have for lunch!

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