I do not honestly know how to thank you. I have a post, sitting in drafts, that I want to finish, and I will, because I’m a compulsive freak of nature, but for now, I want to say that I am shocked and humbled by your kindness. I am always shocked and humbled by you, my Pranksters.
I’m proud to know you and prouder to call each of you what you are: my friends.
But for today, when my words fail me, and I sit here, trying to pick out something, anything to follow up the post that I am most proud of, I know that I cannot. Nothing will come out that will make any sense.
So, instead, I give you this. A montage of photos from my iPhone. Someone should give me an award for the breathtaking quality and composition.
P.S. Am I the ONLY blogger with no interest in becoming a decent photographer? I mean, I want to BE a fucking amazing photographer, I’m just not interested in working at it. At all. Or spending time, money or effort towards becoming one. Ever.
If I cannot store my drugs or money in the Quest Diagnostics Laboratory box, well, where the fuck CAN I store it?
Mmmmm…Soapy mealtime snacky-poo. Who isn’t smacking their lips now, Pranksters? (seriously, drug companies, GO BACK TO PENS)
And I call this, “I’m About To Shiv My Brother:”