Aunt Becky: “Dude, I’m STARVING. I can’t wait to finish buying this car* so we can eeeaaaattt.” (rubs stomach dramatically for effect) Daver: “Me too.” Aunt Becky (jokingly): “Are you saying I’m fat?” Daver (rolls eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm) “Yes. You’re a damn beached whale.” Aunt Becky (laughs): “Ass.” Car salesman eyeball go back … Continue reading We Don’t Even Charge Admission To The Freak Show