Comments on: Viewer Discretion Is Advised

By: tryingin2007

tryingin2007 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:15:28 +0000

nice! I’m off to vote for autie b!

Aw, thanks!

By: a

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:34:45 +0000

Your garden seems to be missing a few things:

1. A gnome
2. A flamingo
3. The bent over lady with her bloomers showing
4. A lawn jockey

Once you have those in place, the flowers will blend right in.

You really, really love the word crotch, don’t you? It’s not one of my favorites…

Crotch and I get all kinds of personal for awhile and then I forget about the word for years at a time. Until I remember, hey, crotch is a severely underutilized word, and I dust it off and pull it back out.

By: deb

deb — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:19:00 +0000

Vote? “Ask and ye shall receive.”

Why thank you!

By: Totally deranged

Totally deranged — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:08:45 +0000

The interior decorator deep within my heart is sobbing for you. One thing, regardless of the economic climate, there is never a shortage of bad taste…

I think I’m going to have to beg your help when I do redecorate my house.. The outside, especially in the back, is covered. Those horrible flowers and hangings went into the trash THE MOMENT the ground thawed enough.

By: Tawnia

Tawnia — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:39:11 +0000

I voted for you! I love crotch talk… so count me in sista:)

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:31:23 +0000

…do you have any bleach in your cleaning cupboard? I think I need to pour some in my eyes after seeing those flowers.

Hahahaha! I have plenty. Bleach is where I’m a viking. I love, love, love bleach.

By: Krissa

Krissa — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:37:15 +0000

OH HELL! I AM PRETTY SURE I DIDN’T ASK FOR THOSE FAKE FLOWER SHOTS! That was bad! Some how crotch shots don’t even seem as scary!

Bwahahahaha! I love you.

By: swirl girl

swirl girl — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:35:49 +0000

So I feel like I just fell off the turnip truck…

I missed , like , everything from the past few weeks.

love the new look…channelling your inner Alice in Wonderland, are we?

any blog with a Huka tokin tapewormy thing is okay with me!

By: Stone Fox

Stone Fox — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:19:46 +0000

ahhh.. well. i look at that and my first thought was, “fcuk the fence. torch it.” my second thought was an image of the old owner, who in my vision is a heavyset older lady who favors muumuus – the shiny stretchy kind with (who knew?) floral prints, standing at that fence smoking and humming as she carefully strung those flowers through the lattice. in the background to her humming is some Scary Movie Moment music. i just creeped myself the fcuk out.

Way to give me goosebumps, yo. *shudder, shudder*

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:06:59 +0000

Seriously, I love the new page…. I’m so going to the other site to read what’s there just so I can silence the now sordid thoughts running through my head. And if you would like to visit Alberta sometime next spring I can hook you up with a yard just perfect for your type of gardening;)

I would LOVE to come to Alberta! I’ve not been to Canada and I’d love to.