I’m off to get my tattoo today. What did I decide upon? YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT. I’ll put up pictures as soon as humanly possible.
That is, if I don’t die in a fiery tornado of terror.
As you can see, I may very well perish.
Let’s see what the Weather Channel is REALLY saying about the storms today:
I mean, this sounds like something I would say:
It’s freakish how spot-on the thing is.
Catch you on the flip-side, Pranksters. Also: HOLD ME.