Comments on: Things That I Will Ban When I Rule The World.

By: Dot

Dot — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:15:47 +0000

TV was supposed to be entertaining. It’s hardly ever that any more. I’d ban from the Internet more than ten self-development gurus, more than ten business blog advice-givers, and people who go on and on without getting to the point.

Auggie — Lots of dogs eat their poop, especially if there’s undigested food in it. Rabbits have to eat their poop because their stomachs can’t really digest their food the first time around. There’s stuff you can buy to put on Auggie’s food that will make his poop unpalatable. (Auggie-Doggy was one of my dog Gizmo’s nicknames. He had hundreds, though.)

ASPCA – I feel exactly the same way, knowing the millions of animals killed every year because people are stupid about animals.

By: Gunfighter

Gunfighter — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:04:40 +0000

When I am King there will be no more commercials about Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, or any other product for dudes whose gear doesn’t work like it should. Dude, see a Doctor, ok?

When I am King, there will be no irresponsible political ads. If an ad is found to even slightly tainted with a twisted fact, the approving candidate will get his ass kicked, by me, on national television… and then shot… again, by me.

Oh, and Wliford Brimley will be banned from making any more commercials.

And Cougar Town will be cancelled.

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:49:53 +0000

Pizza Hut is full of NASTY. Good call.

By: L.L.

L.L. — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:28:37 +0000

Genital sores is offensive to you? I got mad when Pizza Hut treated me like a retard by trying to convince me and entire family was blind folded, removed from their house, only to be brought back to their house and fed delicious pasta and be convinced they were in a fancy restaurant and not in their damn kitchen!!!

Talk to me about herpes all day, don’t treat me like an idiot!

And for the record, the last time I ate Pizza Hut I got food poisoning. So fuck that place! Valtrex FTW!

By: Chris Nelson

Chris Nelson — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:35:29 +0000

Hey, we’re all winners here.

By: Mommy on the Spot

Mommy on the Spot — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:21:31 +0000

I can’t think of anything I would ban, however, I think I would enforce a policy that demanded people wear signs aroudn their necks that describe them. For example: “I am a liar that will tell you anything you want to hear to your face and then turn around and do what I want to do.” “I have a huge sense of entitlement and will expect you to do everything for me.”

This will eliminate any confusion, and the rest of the world can act accordingly.

By: The Mommy

The Mommy — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:53:11 +0000

Right now, I would ban security tape on infant tylenol. Maybe not the whole “security” part, but couldn’t they please, please, PLEASE for the love of all that is holy NOT put clear plastic with teeny, tiny perforations on a white bottle and expect a sleep-deprived mother with a crying infant to be able to actual remove it?!?! I would make the strip NEON orange with fluorescent green arrows. And glow-in-the-dark.

Why, yes, I do have PMS. Why do you ask?

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:59:54 +0000

I’ve been laughing my ass off at your comment all day long. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:57:23 +0000

I know, right? They ban cigarette ads and allow ads for ED? Huh?

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:55:36 +0000

We fostered animals for awhile until I had Alex and Amelia (and ran out of room) and every time I see those commercials, I’m all…”I could sleep on the couch!”