Comments on: Things That Happen When The Proprietor Of A Blog Called “Mommy Wants Vodka” Asks You To Guest Post, And You’re A Recovering Alcoholic, But Not One Of Those Uptight, In-Your-Face Kinds, More Of The Laid Back Ones, But Also The Sort That Tends Overthink Things in A Tiresome Way

By: cakemix

cakemix — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 10:41:25 +0000

unfortunately when i was in a cheatin’ mood this last week – the only thing in my house was a scary bottle of balinese rice wine…even on ice it tasted like 5 day old chinese leftovers scraped from the bottom of the bowl and covered in soy sauce – and not the good kinda soy sauce, like but like that stuff you get in the plastic sachets.

someone please bring me a nice bottle of bison grass vodka stat!

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 15:59:20 +0000

Randomness: you has it.

By: Susan Petersen

Susan Petersen — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:57:42 +0000

aunt becky,
i come from a long line of bourbon drinkers…just another thing that leads me to believe we will get along splendidly at the family reunion:)

not being reared on vodka has led to just a couple of minor incidents, where, luckily, no incarceration was necessary. in my defense, there was music playing and i kept all my clothes on. plus, i’m a lover, not a fighter…my prankster antics were all in good fun. my ban from this establishment has only recently been lifted…so what do you think…should i live on the edge and order a vodka tonight?

By: Julia

Julia — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:28:15 +0000

Vodka taught me Russian. Once I’d learned it I dropped him cold – too intense for me. Picked up with white wine for a while to learn French but it wasn’t the same.

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 07:51:34 +0000

I feel like starting a second blog. One I’ll do at night: just drinking and blogging and no friends chanting “friends don’t let friends blog drunk” can stop me….

By: Dawn @WATNB?

Dawn @WATNB? — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:08:22 +0000

I have to tell you…
I came from SoccerMom’s page because I thought WHAT THE HOLY HELL KIND OF FREAKISHLY LONG blog post name is that??? That I just had to pop over and check it out! LOL

By: Dawn @WATNB?

Dawn @WATNB? — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:04:48 +0000

Vodka is my bestie!!
I mean… she will take me out on the town and insist I do crazy sh*t and because I love her so, I will do that crazy sh*t. I dance a little wobblier and sing a little louder. But does Vodka care?? Heck, no! She says, “Bring it!” THAT is why I love Vodka so!!!

By: poosemommy

poosemommy — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:22:36 +0000

I’ll see that and raise you Wild Turkey and bumpin’ bareback in the back of a Ford Ranger pickup. In the parking lot of Hardee’s. Score!

By: poosemommy

poosemommy — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:19:34 +0000

I lurves me wodkas. Gotta watch that Cap’n Morgan feller tho! I start singing about Brave Sir Robin!
Today I’m random about crazy people calling the locals and crying because they think the police are looking for them and they are going to jail. Also people who assault others then run away leaving a trail of clothing. I can write the BOLO myself: look for the wigged-out naked tweaker. Also Cheetos and Reese’s Pieces and Mountain Dew. Together.
See? Totes random in my little world.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:33:44 +0000

I love randomness and you do it with such style.