Comments on: The Vagina Monologues

By: trish

trish — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:49:08 +0000

I’m thankful for you.

By: Kristine

Kristine — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:10:50 +0000

I love the term Uncle Pappy. It may replace my “annual duck call.”

By: Lola

Lola — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:21:02 +0000

I’m thankful that you got your drugs and a squeaky clean cervix! Pregnancy ain’t all that fun, and being in pain is not necessary. I’m also incredibly thankful that my cervix is closed for business…

By: SciFi Dad

SciFi Dad — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:20:05 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving Aunt Becky. I’m glad your vagina is OK.

(Do they make cards for that?)

By: Madame Yu See

Madame Yu See — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:23:02 +0000

I’m thankful that my grandaugter slept over last night and we had fun playing with the new tea set and Melissa and Doug fake food I bought. I’m thankful that my son and grandson also stayed over and we’re going out to dinner for Thanksgiving and I don’t have to cook!
Don’t be in such a rush to get rid of your uterus. There’s a great article in “More” magazine, which you probably don’t ready because it’s targeted at women over 40, about the advantages of less invasive surgery. Among other things, hysterectomies can lead to early menopause and can kill your ability to enjoy sex. It’s the issue with Meridith Vierra on the cover, if you happen to see it at the store, get it and cut out the article and file it for future reference.
Happy Thanksgiving Aunt Becky, The Daver, and 832 children!

By: heather...

heather... — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:02:28 +0000

I’m thankful for my awesome new pajamas, and the lack of a job that allows me to never take them off.

By: LilSass

LilSass — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:36:08 +0000

holy shit balls I am DEEPLY thankful you don’t have to get a colposcopy. I’m pretty sure childbirth is less painful than that fuckin’ procedure. i’m only sayin’ this cause you don’t have to have one now but OH.MY.GAWD!

By: Jenn

Jenn — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:58:26 +0000

After reading your little narrative about paps and aches and waddling and hormone soup and glucose drinks…I’m mostly thankful that I’m not knocked up.

For about a minute. (Insert “Vacancy” hum here)

By: magpie

magpie — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:51:54 +0000

I am happy that you have a clean cervix.
Did I tell you that your blog looks totally cool? I think I forgot to, but it does. I like the spiral notebook thing, I like the paisley, I like it.

By: Edward

Edward — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:41:10 +0000

Yeah for normal paps! My uterus and all that girl stuff gave out on me after baby 6. I thought it was the testosterone but turned out my darn uterus was just getting big and bad. I had no qualms about having them take it all out…cervix too. I got to tell you it was one of the best things I ever did. I had to have one of those darn tests for cancer…I don’t know what they call it. I’m glad your pap came back normal but should you ever need to have that “cramp test” don’t worry…it;s not bad.

Happy you got the coedine! Oxycotin would of been better..you know vicoden. Yes..you can take that stuff while pg..really I’m not lying.

Yeah for healthy cervixes and vaginas. Come on you know your looking forward to the “vacancy sign”. Just think…you’ll get to tickle some little toes once the vacancy sign come on. They will be girl toes for once!