There comes a time in every blobber’s life when you wipe the Pringles crumbs from your shirt, slurp the rest of your soda down and say, “Blobber-self, it’s time that I look deep within myself and find my soul.” Maybe you will have some mystical music playing or something because I feel soul-finding should have some Enigma or something playing (I don’t own any, but I may have to buy some).
Then, if you’re me, you spend a good bit of time wondering what your soul looks like. Mashed potatoes? Peas? Barry Manilow? A mashed potato sculpture of Barry Manilow? The possibilities are both endless and frightening.
This, however, this is epic.
Meet Adam. He’s also Avitable. And my BFF. Here we are in Vegas.
Adam and I decided that it was Time To Search Our Souls and find our Spirit Animals. I was scared. He held my hand.
We found the perfect person to guide us! Erial “meditates and tunes into you” to “get your unique essence”, and once he “gets an aspect of your celestial self”, he will transform a normal photo into a Celestial Soul Portrait!
This, Pranksters was a win! I needed something unique for a VD-Day Card (I’m too lazy to send out Christmas Cards) and this? This was just TOPS. So we anxiously sent off our questionnaires and waited.
Finally, the day come and I tore open my email and this is what slipped open.
The most beautiful souls on the planet:
Apparently, THAT is what our souls look like. And THAT is our Spirit Animal.
Pranksters, which one of you is going to buy me an Epic Wolf Shirt to go along with it?
Photo courtesy: AngiePangie