There comes a time in every blobber’s life when you wipe the Pringles crumbs from your shirt, slurp the rest of your soda down and say, “Blobber-self, it’s time that I look deep within myself and find my soul.” Maybe you will have some mystical music playing or something because I feel soul-finding should have some Enigma or something playing (I don’t own any, but I may have to buy some).

Then, if you’re me, you spend a good bit of time wondering what your soul looks like. Mashed potatoes? Peas? Barry Manilow? A mashed potato sculpture of Barry Manilow? The possibilities are both endless and frightening.

This, however, this is epic.

Meet Adam. He’s also Avitable. And my BFF. Here we are in Vegas.

Adam and I decided that it was Time To Search Our Souls and find our Spirit Animals. I was scared. He held my hand.

We found the perfect person to guide us! Erial “meditates and tunes into you” to “get your unique essence”, and once he “gets an aspect of your celestial self”, he will transform a normal photo into a Celestial Soul Portrait!

This, Pranksters was a win! I needed something unique for a VD-Day Card (I’m too lazy to send out Christmas Cards) and this? This was just TOPS. So we anxiously sent off our questionnaires and waited.

Finally, the day come and I tore open my email and this is what slipped open.

The most beautiful souls on the planet:

Epic Fucking Soul Portraits

Apparently, THAT is what our souls look like. And THAT is our Spirit Animal.

Pranksters, which one of you is going to buy me an Epic Wolf Shirt to go along with it?

Photo courtesy: AngiePangie

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78 thoughts on “The Soul Portrait Of The Beholder

  1. AWESOME! Do you have a theme song to go with it? I am drawing a blank but I am sure the pranksters could thing of something the befits the photo’s kickassness. (great word right?)

    I wonder what my Spirit Animal is… probably something awesome like a bear… or maybe a Ligre!

  2. OMG that is amazing. You’re a wolf. I want one now. I must own one. I will buy you a Wolf shirt. And here I wrote a blog about how I hated the word Epic and when you use it I don’t hate it. I starting to think I just hate the person who says it. Hmm I am pretty sure that’s it. Damn well the blog is out there now. But that is AMAZABALLS!!!!

  3. OMG that is amazing. You’re a wolf. I want one now. I must own one. I will buy you a Wolf shirt. And here I wrote a blog about how I hated the word Epic and when you use it I don’t hate it. I starting to think I just hate the person who says it. Hmm I am pretty sure that’s it. Damn well the blog is out there now. But that is AMAZABALLS!!!!

  4. Well…i suppose that i will need to buy you the shirt…after all, we’re practically family now, right? spirit animal…my husband has an indian nickname that we got in arizona by spinning a wheel at the indian museum. He is dancing dear or as i like to call him, Pussy Bear.

    hahaha…now where do i get the shirt from ?

      1. Rufus as in “Never Been Kissed” rufus?

        (ugh. Meant to post my previous comment in the regular comments and this one here. My spirit animal is totally calling me a sparkly asshat right now.)

  5. O. My. Fucking. Awesome.
    My spirit animal would wind up being the manatee 🙂
    I need to saves my monies and get my Epic Soul Portrait done. Rock on, Bex and Adam. Rock the fuck on.

  6. uhhhh, oh. That’s FULL of the Awesome. Yeah. It loks KINDA like that’s HIs pretty hand with the nice ring on it. And the dots around your eyes DON’T make you look 80. Wow. You need to frame that bad boy and hang it over your couch. Not on the wall. On the ceiling.

  7. LOVE IT…but I have a question. Since you are draped in wolf fur, you are obviously the wolf. But Adam has that crown thingie over his head and there is that antler chick in the background. Does that tie the two of them together?

  8. I wonder if he’s ever met a soul that wasn’t iridescent? I mean, obviously yours are, but what does he do with the blackened, shriveled souls? Feed them to your wolf?

  9. I’m confused, though…why is Adam wearing the tiara? I would have put that on you for sure. And I think that wolf is pissed that you stole his mate for a coat. I’d probably pass on the shirt, in case that pushes him over the edge!

  10. Huh… I would’ve figured something more obscure. Mongoose, maybe? Platypus? Maybe souls don’t do variety. This begs further research. Or some rum for this Diet Coke I’m drinking.

  11. are those like shark tooth necklaces? pink sharks? was his a beer shark? (it totally looks like a tiny mug of beer)

  12. I’m pretty jealous of this. I really want my soul portrait done,but we’re in a recession yo. You should have done one with more cleavage though, I liked what he did to the girl’s cleavage in the other picture.

  13. I hate to be all “um, WHAT” but really, why does he have a crown and you don’t? Also, I am pretty sure he stole your hand in the spirit world. In the first picture it is definitely yours, but in the second, it just looks like homeboy has a nice manicure.

    Please don’t send your wolf after me.

  14. This is beyond awesome.
    I have never meditated with Erial personally, but I firmly believe that my Spirit Animal is a hawk (or a unicorn?) and that my soul looks like a bedazzled Holly Hobby, who is doing laundry and drinking wine out of a box. Yep.

  15. The wolf was a surprise ending for me. I halfway expected you to be your own spirit animal, you are that rad. But I’m no Erial. Obviously.

    Also, I notice what appears to be a very Queen-of-England-esque double-strand of pearls behind the shark-tooth necklace. That is some deep stuff, right there.

  16. THat’s hilarious! I’m not sure if my soul is quite so happy. Somedays I think my soul is pissed. Staying home w/4 dudes is a lot of work!! I am new to your blog…so excited to read more!!

  17. Waay Cool- Adam’s spirit animal is the wolf, and your spirit animal is Cher. Wow. No wonder awesomeness emanates from your being. Cher!

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