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	<title>Comments on: The Face That Only A Mother Would Love Saves The Planet</title>
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	<description>Purple Should Be A Flavor, Dammit!</description>
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		<title>By: Lauren Howell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren Howell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I sprained my neck while playing volleyball... because I got hit in the head with a basket ball...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sprained my neck while playing volleyball&#8230; because I got hit in the head with a basket ball&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Das Boot &#124; Mommy Wants Vodka</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/the-face-that-only-a-mother-would-love-saves-the-planet/#comment-100979</link>
		<dc:creator>Das Boot &#124; Mommy Wants Vodka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] no, I am just that clumsy. One look at The Daver would tell you that I really did fall down the stairs. At least, the bottom [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] no, I am just that clumsy. One look at The Daver would tell you that I really did fall down the stairs. At least, the bottom [...]</p>
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		<title>By: GingerB</title>
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		<dc:creator>GingerB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I cannot wait to come back and read all these comments.  I love, love, love it when shit like this happens to people besides me.  I trip my way through life and I love that you all do too.  My six Disneyworld bruises are almost gone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cannot wait to come back and read all these comments.  I love, love, love it when shit like this happens to people besides me.  I trip my way through life and I love that you all do too.  My six Disneyworld bruises are almost gone.</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now THAT is a story worth telling! Holy crap!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now THAT is a story worth telling! Holy crap!</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, you know that old supersitition.. never walk underneath a ladder?  If you don&#039;t believe that &quot;old wives tale&quot;.  I&#039;m hear to tell you.  Never walk underneath a ladder. 

When I was about 12 or so I went to visit my next door neighbor and his dad was doing some work on the roof.  He had the ladder propped up literally on their front porch so you had to walk underneath it to get in the front door.  Well, BAM!  sledgehammer dropped on my head.  10 stiches later and about 25 years of jokes explaining every possible stupid thing I&#039;ve done by saying, well, you know she had a hammer dropped on her head when she was little.

On the bright side, it was only one month of stitches but it provided a lifetime of comedy for everyone around me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, you know that old supersitition.. never walk underneath a ladder?  If you don&#8217;t believe that &#8220;old wives tale&#8221;.  I&#8217;m hear to tell you.  Never walk underneath a ladder. </p>
<p>When I was about 12 or so I went to visit my next door neighbor and his dad was doing some work on the roof.  He had the ladder propped up literally on their front porch so you had to walk underneath it to get in the front door.  Well, BAM!  sledgehammer dropped on my head.  10 stiches later and about 25 years of jokes explaining every possible stupid thing I&#8217;ve done by saying, well, you know she had a hammer dropped on her head when she was little.</p>
<p>On the bright side, it was only one month of stitches but it provided a lifetime of comedy for everyone around me!</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol. We are!

Coparent told me that I should tell people I got it hang-gliding or rock climbing. Much more interesting a story. Personally I don&#039;t think people understand how hard core walking can be!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol. We are!</p>
<p>Coparent told me that I should tell people I got it hang-gliding or rock climbing. Much more interesting a story. Personally I don&#8217;t think people understand how hard core walking can be!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris Mancini</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/the-face-that-only-a-mother-would-love-saves-the-planet/#comment-83963</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Mancini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I once tore an abdominal muscle playing tennis.  That&#039;s not even a muscle you&#039;re supposed to use when playing tennis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once tore an abdominal muscle playing tennis.  That&#8217;s not even a muscle you&#8217;re supposed to use when playing tennis.</p>
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		<title>By: Kat @Drawing Cowboys</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat @Drawing Cowboys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>guuurl! you such a badass!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>guuurl! you such a badass!</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Exactly. How cool are we now? I have a trick foot, YO.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exactly. How cool are we now? I have a trick foot, YO.</p>
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		<title>By: Kat @Drawing Cowboys</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat @Drawing Cowboys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>human barometers.

at least our injuries gained us super powers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>human barometers.</p>
<p>at least our injuries gained us super powers.</p>
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