Comments on: Texts From Last Night (et all)

By: texts from last night

texts from last night — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:51:52 +0000

This website is so f’in funny. They got a book too and thats just as funny!

By: Mr. T

Mr. T — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:52:46 +0000

This one hit home.. im glad I stopped by – I’ll have to tell my friend to check this out later!

By: Notesfromthegrove

Notesfromthegrove — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:10:32 +0000

I love TFLN so much it hurts. And when I find one from my area code, it’s even BETTER!

By: denise

denise — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:11:02 +0000

um yeah…………..thanks for the time waster i had tears squirting from my eyes!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:44:57 +0000

Ummm, I may or may not have made a drunken text before lol.

That said, I have received some that made me laugh. As I am not a big texter, and am really not a big cell phone user I only really turn it on when I have to make a call when shopping for kids and I cant find what I want.

Anybody that wants me that knows me well enough knows that my phone is always off so they call me at home or at work.

My favorite text was from an ex-boyfriend, well I guess I just THOUGHT he was a boyfriend and he THOUGHT I was a booty call girl. He liked ALOT <

ANYHOO… The text went like this, after about 4 months of not even talking. WANNA FUCK LATER? I about died laughing. And my response about how romantic he was like 2 weeks later got a response from him saying that he sent that to me by accident, he had meant it for a different Melissa. Guess he liked to keep women around him with the same name so he didnt moan the wrong name during sex.

And yeah, I got checked for STD's the next day even though we used condoms thank god.

By: Mrslala

Mrslala — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:31:29 +0000

Hilarious! I’m going to have to check this out!

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:43:50 +0000

Texts from last night is my most favorite site ever….and many of the texts i’ve read could have been me 10 years ago…That’s sad…or is it funny? I can’t decide.

By: Manda

Manda — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:20:11 +0000

I love that website. I once spent several hours in a row going back through all the archives. I visit every day….right after I visit this site, as a matter of fact.

My friends and I have noticed, though, that for some reason our submissions never get posted on TFLN. This is frustrating for us, because my friends and I? We’re fucking hysterical.

Some gems you missed due to overlooking our hilarity:

(216) I don’t mind drunk you, but I’d prefer you keep your penis in your pants. Not that it isn’t a perfectly lovely penis.

and

(216) There is a drunk older woman stumbling down my street with a radio on her shoulder belting out Anarchy In The UK at the top of her lungs
(1-216) Is it my mom?

Clevelanders get drunk and do stupid shit too.

By: JennyMac

JennyMac — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:22:40 +0000

(215): i keep telling myself in the mirror “get undrunk”

I think MANY people have attempted this….and failed.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:29:01 +0000

I spend waaaay too much time on that site whenever I visit. It’s a sickness. & I don’t even text – at all.