Comments on: Television Husbands I’ve Loved And Lost

By: RainyDay

RainyDay — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:21:39 +0000

Bwahahahahaha! LOVE it!

By: mary

mary — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:16:02 +0000

okay, I need to come clean.Not too long ago I left Gary Oldman for Vincent D’onofrio and I haven’t looked back since. It kills me that my baby has let himself go, but to rectify the situation I have been compulsively buying all his old movies on Amazon as well as CIs first and second season. What’s a wife to do?? He just won’t listen to me when I tell him how dangerous it is for a man his age to be so heavy..and don’t even get me started on his cholesterol…but I still love him. Sigh.

Vincent and I, well, we could be no more. His love of cheeseburgers along with MY love of cheeseburgers, we would have been bad, bad news.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:03:17 +0000

You are hilarious.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:37:17 +0000

Absconds with Becky’s discarded (she’s nuts) glorious EX husband.

I may still need to hump him sometimes. Sorry. You can watch.

By: andria

andria — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:53:18 +0000

Love me some House. Sorry he cheated. At least it wasn’t with Amber.

Don’t be looking at my tv husband Jim Halpert or it is on like Donkey Kong.

All yours, yo.

By: Hilly

Hilly — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:17:44 +0000

Okay this? This is the most awesomely funny post that I have read in a long long time. I will immediately add you to my feed reader and start stalking you…erm, your blog…now.

By: Lola

Lola — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:27:53 +0000

I’m so sorry I fucked your House husband! He wasn’t that great, if that makes you feel any better about it

By: Brenda

Brenda — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:57:28 +0000

As long as all you bitches stay away from Simon Baker there won’t be any trouble!

DH and I keep a “Freebie List” (AS. IF.), 10 people who we could have at it with no repercussions. Ah well, it’s always nice to fantasize…….

Love your blog, girlie – it’s the one place I know I will read something that will make me know I am NOT alone!

Megan Fox is on both of ours.

And thank you!

By: Kelley

Kelley — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:19:42 +0000

House is OK – except I think I would get tired of the rug burn from kissing that scruffy face…plus I prefer Scottish men to Englishmen: My current TV spouse is David Tennant from Dr. Who, but I’m gonna have to look around for my next ex-husband soon – he’ll be dead…er, regenerated…by the end of the year.
On another note – I’ll be Capt. Jack’s (John Barrowman) beard any day.

Rugburn! Loves that term. I’ve forgotten it since The Daver doesn’t grow much facial hair before I start whining about it.

By: birdpress

birdpress — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:16:07 +0000

I don’t even watch it, but I still found this completely hysterically funny! My husband just asked me what was so funny. I very rarely LOL for real when reading blogs, so you must be good.