Comments on: Star F*cker

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:05:49 +0000

I’LL CUT THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR YOU.

By: Nancy P

Nancy P — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:36:22 +0000

This reminds me that Jack Bauer and I were to be married as soon as he was done saving the world. Hmmmm 24 has ended but he hasn’t shown up yet. I swear if some bitch is trying to stop this marriage….

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:29:41 +0000

His hair is a beast that simply cannot be tamed. It cannot! It must be FREEEEEEE like the WIIIIINNNNNNDDDDD.

We must accept that David Beckham’s hair, which is glorious (BE STILL MY HEART), will always be untamed.

WILD HEARTS ROAM FREEEEEEE.

By: MvelaseP

MvelaseP — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:23:21 +0000

Oh Aunt Becky, how I envy you. This is how I wanted my life to be… Alas my one true love, David Beckham’s cannot remain faithful. Not that the hair ‘cheats’ on me, no Aunt Becky that I could handle & accept, for why would I want to deny other the wonders & joys of David Beckham’s hair.

No, my problem is much deeper & darker than that. David’s Beckham’s hair, unlike the wonderful Blago’s hair (worry not, I respect your territory & only enjoy from afar) cannot maintain one style!

One moment it’s Californian/Spanish sun kissed lustruous flaxen locks, then next cornrows, faux-hawk, or… Oh I could go on for days. But that’s not even the worst of it Aunt Becky. No, sometimes, some horrible times, it’s entirely shaved off! I don’t know how much longer I can handle this Aunt Becky! I have nowhere else to turn, what is that sad abandoned hairosexual to do?

By: Kendra

Kendra — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:30:05 +0000

I really need a haircut, and the heat and humidity are counteracting all my hair-drying hair control efforts. Just yesterday, I realized I had developed Blago hair. I’m sure if you write it a nice, passionate letter, it will come live with you. Then I won’t have to deal with it anymore either!

By: the crazy suburban mom

the crazy suburban mom — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:16:20 +0000

Oh how did I miss this? It always surprises me, the um, whackatude I mean vehemence that fans have for people they love that they don’t actually know…

Like sometimes on tv shows people will show tattoos people on their body – okay not that if you got one of that hair that wouldnt be normal cause that would be totally cool, right?

But the ones of people. I guess I don’t get that at. all. Half the time they dont even look the person anyway they look like ernest borgnine or soemthing… and its supposed to be anna nicole smith or maybe madonna but its like all mchales navy.

anyway.

I think I got lost but I agree with you whatever you said.

By: txtingmrdarcy

txtingmrdarcy — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:05:32 +0000

I’m sorry, I was too busy looking at myself in the mirror. What were you saying?

By: Beverly

Beverly — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:17:39 +0000

You’s one funny bitch, and I’m one messed up VDO lover! It’s all good baby!

By: Krissa

Krissa — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:18:14 +0000

I thought for sure you would cut and paste that hair on the baby. Somehow, I think that would have distressed me… Glad you didn’t.

By: Neeroc

Neeroc — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:44:38 +0000

I was all good with your post until I started thinking about how you and the magic hair would go about getting yourself all knocked up and then I skeeved. Must stop overthinking your posts!