Awww…so sweet. My boy likes to snuggle too. The girl child not so much! It us took about three weeks after she was born to realize that she preferred looking at us from her bouncy seat versus being held. She’s now fourteen and we’re pretty sure she’s part cactus. She’s also my worst critic. But if she leaves my house in four years and kicks the world in the balls, then I’ve done my job.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 11:43 am

I somehow think that this is a good trait in girls.

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what a great post. Bratchild is exactly like me-I was convinced I was having a girl and I did, I didn’t know what I would do with a boy.
It drives my ex-hubs nuts that she’s such a mini me so that’s an awesome added bonus.
I came across a note in the garage the other day from a teacher and until I got to the end I thought it was about bratchild. Then I realized it was a note from MY first grade teacher. Yes, if we touched it my mother boxed it up all orderly like and put it in the attic.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 11:43 am

Amelia is my clone. She hates dolls and is about as sweet as mud. The boys, though, they’ll be wonderful fathers some day.

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awww…you’re getting so deep here lately, “mommy”. kind of uncomfortable for me, but i like it! it’s a good uncomfortable. gotta say, you do breed some good look’n babies.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 11:42 am

Dude, it was uncomfortable for me, too. I’m more of the “LET’S MARRY ROD’S MAGIC HAIR” kind of blogger, but today, I just kinda felt like I should write about my boys.

Tomorrow, I’ll do better.

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Ha! I was going to say all the “sensitive” ones in our family are boys, but then I realized…it’s just my daughter who’s completely insensitive. She gets that from me, but in every other way, she is exactly like her father.

I’m betting that it’s actually a lot of fun to have rambunctious little boys running around the house…

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 11:41 am

Yeah, Amelia pushes around a baby carriage…with a top in it. She’s about as maternal as I am. By which I mean…not at all.

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I was sure I was having a boy, both times. And both of them are girls. My poor husband is now thoroughly out numbered.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

See, I thought I’d have ONLY boys. But Alex insists I’m going to have another child, which fits into my “love child” theory.

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The last time my family went to Disney World, my 20 year old son came along. He walked through the park with his arm around me. I joked with him that he probably wanted to make sure I didn’t wander off and get lost. He also likes to show me his favorite music videos and share weird pictures and web-sites that he finds. We are the only two people in the family who watch horror movies. Definitely takes after me. He’s 6 feet tall, taking after his grandfather. He also works out at the gym, don’t know WHERE he got that from. None of my kids really like to read, maybe the fourth child I never had would have inherited that from me. But then I would be totally insane, beyond hope.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
July 29th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

That is awesome and it’s what I hope to have with one of my sons (at least one).

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the real question here is how do you get them so damn pretty? i mean, it doesn’t hurt that you are gorg. but. that certainly doesn’t guarantee that shit. so. secret?

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Ah, children. A gift I am not ready to be blessed with yet. So I’m hitting the damn snooze button on that fucking biological clock for the moment. Though someday when I manage to turn it off by actually shooting out my own crotch parasites, I hope they’re as cute as your kids. And as awe inspiring.

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This is a really sweet post Aunt Becky. Your kids are darling!

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I had 2 boys and then a girl myself. My oldest did not acknowledge the existence of his little brother until the baby was 2 months old. It was kind of like “Baby? What baby? I see my Mommy and she’s holding a lump but there’s no baby here.” Fast forward 7 years when his sister was born and he was in love! Mostly an age thing because he and his brother are inseparable now. In fact, they aren’t here this week and I really miss the little boogers!

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I was totally convinced I was having a boy, with both #1 and #2. I was dead wrong. When I gave up and admitted I was only ever going to breed girls, I finally scored a right answer with #3. Nevermind that all I ever wanted was boys, because HELLO, wtf am I gonna do with a girl? I hate pink, I hate ballet, rainbows and unicorns make me wanna puke… I think the universe was laughing at me hardcore when it gave me all girls. Not sure what puppies I kicked to deserve it, but hey. That said, I love my girls. I do. I may never know the correct way to handle them, but I wouldn’t give them up for anyone or anything. (No matter how much I threaten to sell them to gypsies…)

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your children are beautiful!

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can we please trade places for a day? I can play with your pack of child puppies and you can be single and lame with two retarded cats. yeah? no? bummer.

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I totally get boys. And you DO have a wonderful maternal instinct!

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I love the look on Ben’s face while holding the screaming Alex. He kind of looks like he doesn’t know whether he should laugh or cry…

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Earlier this summer my son became too big and old to hug and kiss me goodbye. But sometimes while we’re riding the bus to or from his summer program, he’ll pick up my arm and drape it around himself so we can snuggle.

My daughter, on the other hand, is a hard core snuggler. Also she brings tissues to people when she sees them crying. But she’s got a mean kick. I think we did a good thing by putting a soccer ball in front of her at an early age.

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I thought I was having a girl three times. Twice, the PENIS shocked the hell out of me, causing me to phone everyone I know to shout PENIS at them.

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I love it. Sons are awesome.

I just knew I was having a girl both times. Nope.

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We all love your crotch parasites too.

And I just figured out the perfect career for Mimi: Mafia Boss. Mimi Soprano: Delivering Severed Horse Heads to a Bed Near You.

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You just made me cry, jerk!

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Aww what a sweet post your parasites are soo stinken cute! I had my daughter first I wanted a boy but I knew from the moment I found out I was preggo that it was a girl! She is so sweet and kind with a heart of gold… my first born

Then came my son… all one and a half pounds at birth he has been a fighter from the beginning. He is sweet and loving but ONLY to ME! otherwise he has the horns… but I always say to myself when he tests me that if he did not have the spunk in him things might have been different in the beginning.

Geese all this talk makes he want another one. I wonder if I did would it be a boy or a girl and how would they be?

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You are all awesome!

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Sweet, sweet post. Your kids are adorable. I love the adoring big brother look on Alex’s face.

***Ally

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Doing right by your kids……what more can you ask for???

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I have two sons and you have put into words so beautifully how I don’t feel about them. kiiiiidding. Sorta. Since we’re not having any more children I will love my sons and they will (mostly) love me back.

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How sweet! I was afraid when I learned that I was having a boy. But now, that is all silliness.

When I was crying at his 16 month appointment (which is another story), he handed me the kleenex I had given him earlier. How friggin’ sweet?!

Yes, that fear is all silliness now.

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That is the sweetest damn thing ever. You made a great argument for having boys.

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I was SO sure I didn’t want boys especially as a single mom, but I’ve had so much fun with Brady. He already had a couple dolls, but last night he asked for a little beanbag doll for his “being a good boy while mommy shops” treat. I obliged and he spent the evening kissing and snuggling his baby and saying “Mommy, Daddy isn’t baby sooo sweet?! He’s as likely to push a dump truck around in his sandbox as he is to make a smoothie in his play kitchen and nothing makes me feel like I’m doing an OK job more than that.

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This post made me laugh and cry all at the same time. Try explaining that one to your boss….

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Damn woman, you made me tear up like I was all human or something. Don’t fucking do that again. Now make me laugh!!

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I have often had concerns that I am doing the right thing by my son, the Evil Genius. I have recently had cause to wonder if I will do right by the New Spawn (flavour as yet unknown) when it is sprung on the world.

Last week, a friend inadvertantly said something that helped make up for many of the doubts (those I’ve foisted upon myself and those fostered by the freely vocalized concerns of others who think they know better and can sense self-doubt like Dingos can sense a crippled fawn)(or something) – she told me she has no doubt that whatever else I may be, I am a good mother and my child/ren will gorw up knowing they’re loved.

I think we all have doubts or concerns, one way or another…and in the end, all we can do is our best and hope it’s enough. It so frequently is, and yet we so frequently question…

Shade and Sweetwater,
K (who, when asked what she hopes this baby will be, has been answering “born with all the right parts in all the right places”, although she did tell her mother if the cherry had a stem we weren’t removing just because grandma wants a little girlt to spoil)(you can dress little boys any way you want until they’re old enough to know better, and the photos will be priceless slide-show fodder if they get snotty when they’re teens…)

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Sorry Ms. Stunt Double…what did you do with Aunt Becky? How much is the ransom? Free Aunt Becky!!
Kidding…you’re awesome and you obviously passed some of it onto the little crotch parasites.
(And good Lord woman! Did you have a make-up team come in for the birth of Alex? Because you look amazing for just having had a baby)

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Oh- those giggles! They make motherhood so worth it. I’ll tell you, the daughters are the hardest of all. My daughter used to say “da duh” to people with her little pudgy finger pointing. Im not sure if that meant stop that, shut up, or eff you. Knowing that she was soon nicknamed “the beast” whereas her dear brothers were Nonee and Bobo, I think it meant eff u. from a one year old. and she meant it.

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I had my first at 18. What they said behind my back was 453 times worse than what they actually had the balls to say to my face. Cowards. So happy to prove them all wrong. Like you I did the two boys then the girl thing. Like you, she couldn’t be more like me had they cloned her. My mother is laughing her ass off in heaven as we speak.

BTW, those are some damn fine looking anklebiters.

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I did not grow up with brothers, so the thought of having boys frightened me. And then two at once…holy hell.
Well having boys has been a great lesson in why men are the way they are. The minute my boys had dexterity in their hands, they grabbed there package….that explained a lot and confirmed my saying of “they are just born that way.”
Thank you for sharing the joys of boys as they get older. She’ll hate my guts, but I’ll be their mommy

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It honestly took me a minute to figure out the first sentence. I have a HAMBURGER! I get it! That’s so awesome! It’s like a hamburger patty…or we could call her “Patty”…like she totally has a name now! I am so stoked!

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I love your stories about your children, so heartfelt and love.

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Because I had my kids later in life, my girls will be going through puberty while I go through menopause. My husband is doomed, because at 4 and 2, my girls are just as hard headed and wicked smart as I am. He. Is. Doomed. He says that is why he is fixing up the garage so nicely.

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You know, I had the same “what the hell do I do with a boy” reaction when I found out my first was a boy. Like you said, they won me over quickly.

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Love it. If at the end of the day we mothers can say that we did right by our kids (whatever form that takes) then I think we’re doing okay. My two-year old girl is sweet and cuddly but also stubborn and scary smart and independent, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m now pregnant with #2 (although I probably shouldn’t continue to call ‘it’ that once ‘it’ arrives, *snicker*), and as much as we’ll be thrilled with either gender, if the ultrasound tech tells us it’s a boy I’m going to have a similar initial reaction to yours – holy crap!

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So completely awesome, good job Aunt Becky!

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Beautiful! And that smile is out of this world!

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Boys are the best at being caring and loving, aren’t they? Mine is they same as yours – he’s the one who comes running to help if I get hurt or sick or whatever. My daughter, on the other hand, is currently roaming around the house in a ninja outfit with both a sword AND an ginormous gun. Heaven forbid I tell HER that I woke up with a case of the sniffles this morning – all she’d probably do is throw a box of Kleenex at me and then try to off me when I wasn’t looking, lest she get sick with whatever I have. Yeah, she’s gonna make a GREAT mom someday!!!

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I was the same way when the ultrasound tech said: it’s a BOY. WHAT? We are not meant for boys. I’m a FEMINIST for goodness sakes. (Not that that has anything to do with anything but who knows why I think the things I think) And anyway, I was totally wrong. E is the perfect boy for us.

PS. And he has the SAME baby doll as you boy.

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Ooh, I love it. You have indeed done right by your kiddos and right by us for having this bloggity blog.

I’m glad I know you.

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I just knew my second was going to be a girl. I hadn’t even looked at boys names. Just one of many things I was wrong about.

PS Love the expressions on Ben’s face. My oldest was not happy when little brother was born.

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What a lovely post about your babies. I laughed at the beginning and cried at the end. I love you and your blog.
HM

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this made me cry.

Damn motherfucking hormones.

Too had a boy doll who PEED OUTTA HIS PENIS called George when Boo was born. Moo had a ‘girl doll because girls are better’ called Sophia – pronounced So pee ah.

I miss my babies.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:02 am

Yeah, I was in Gymboree this weekend and looking at all the wee baby things made me ovulate. HARD.

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too damn sweet…& so relatable! love it!

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