Shit I Found Saturdays is a weekly feature here at Mommy Wants Vodka, that’s more fun than a basket of kittens, except that the Internet is mostly closed on Saturdays.
Who likes RULES anyway?
So, let’s fuck that noise and get into cool shit we’ve found around the Internet and bring Saturday back.
It’s like bringing Sexy Back but awesomer.
Join in! We have donuts!
(that’s a lie)
Shit I Read This Week:
(Cake) Balls In Your Mouth: Drunk baking? Brunk Daking? Who knows. It’s just fucking hilarious.
Reused Books and a Love Note: Bring tissues. It’s a wonderful story from a great friend.
Cratering: I haven’t stopped laughing.
Shit I Wrote:
Songs To Break Up To – Why? Because every breakup needs a soundtrack.
Bedtime Battles Rage On: My kids hate sleep. Clearly, we’re not related.
Shit I That Made Me Shit Myself:
Stand back, ladies. He’s my new boyfriend. I’m not fucking around.
Shit That Made Me Realize I Need Photoshop:
And who could forget my favorite diabetic?
Which reminds me of….
(which my kids jam out to – substituting “Penis” for “diabeetus.” Because we’re related)
Shit That Just…Listen:
And if you’re feeling particularly suicidal, DO NOT listen to this one:
Shit That Scares Me:
Shit Around My Blog:
And The Twitters.
Now it’s YOUR turn, Pranksters?
What rad shit have you found this week?