At one PM today, my daughter, Amelia, was feeling sad.
(note: Parts of My Daughter, Amelia, will be played by Your Aunt Becky)
Why could that be?
Could it be because she saw this scary poster hanging in a local eatery?
Could it be because she couldn’t find Mommy’s Boba Fett helmet?
Could it be because no one bought her “Couch Jesus?” on eBay?
No way man!
Could it be because Mommy hadn’t installed the Ultimate Disco Ball in her bedroom yet?
Why so sad, peanut?
Here’s a song for you.
It’s what Mommy sings when she’s in the shower. Let’s sing i..ouch, Amelia, that hurts. Don’t pry Mommy’s lips off.
Oh. You’re sad because you just started school today. I see.
I’m sorry you were sad…What’s that? You’ll only be less sad if I buy you these in your size?
Pretty sure your father would have my head.
I’ll go get my credit card.