I’m was all lamenting that I hadn’t bought MYSELF a gift for Alex’s birthday because, well, I’m the one who expelled him out of my uterus. But then the heavens opened up and shone down upon me.
I got an email from my friend who makes my profanity-laden shirts.
My new shirts were READY. I nearly peed myself.
Behold the newest in my line of shirts:
It is so full of win that I can hardly stand it.
I also make other profane shirts. They’re available in “fashion fit” (order a size up) for The Ladies and Unisex for The Mens.
Shut Your Whore Mouth shirt, now available in purple, pink AND black:
A Not Your Bitch shirt:
A With The Band Shirt (now available in sizes up to 2X):
A Cancer Is Bullshit shirt:
I Kicked Cancer’s Ass shirt:
I may be weeping with The Awesome right now.
To celebrate my overemotional status, I’m going to do a giveaway of one of these fine shirts. Why? Because obviously. Also: I love you guys to pieces.
Let’s give this two weeks to play out. Tax Day, April 15, a winner shall be announced.
How do you win one?
First, tell me which shirt you’d want and why.
For extra! entries! you can do the following (please leave me an extra comment for each entry):
Write a POST about the contest (two entries!)
Be my BFF on The Facebook.
Tweet about the contest.
Add Mommy Wants Vodka to your blogroll.
Add Band Back Together to your blogroll.
YAY for new shirts!