Comments on: Pretty Sure She’s Going To Regret Inviting Me Into Her Dorm Room

By: smart aleck

smart aleck — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 07:33:28 +0000

My adorable husband has always written embarrassing things on the memo line, thinking that I won’t cash them. Which would work in his favor because he’s cheap.
His cheapness is EXACTLY why I cash them immediately, after letting a sharpie dance over the memo line.
Past examples “pole dancing”, “hot lovin’”, “sexual favors”…
So when I had to write a check to him (yes, we have separate accounts), I repaid the favor….and laughed my butt off when I saw the electronic cashed version that he had crossed the words out before cashing it.

By: ronetta

ronetta — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:08:54 +0000

last week i wrote my mom a check, and in the memo line, i wrote “clean panties’. another check i wrote ‘enema insertion’. she said the bank teller did all she could not to bust out laughing. lol. i love the memo line. it gives me joy.

By: Caroline

Caroline — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 12:26:19 +0000

Ok so you totally have to go on youtube and type “surprise butt sex”…..it’s hilarious. There is nothing more fun for a grown up adult to write stuff like that to another grown up. It keeps you from getting old.

By: muskrat

muskrat — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 01:57:09 +0000

I used to do this to my friends in college in the mid ’90s, back before everyone paid with online banking. I loved owing someone money back then, just to see how filthy I could be in the “memo” blank.

By: David K

David K — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 20:49:19 +0000

As I re-read this post on Christmas Eve (because it is so awesome) I notice that this comment has (GASP!) mismatched tags.

You can’t have pedantry both ways, dear, especially when they’re both wrong.

By: Heather

Heather — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 01:46:08 +0000

That made me laugh out loud! Your awesomeness is duly noted.

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:23:23 +0000

Bed rest is bullshit and I’m glad I could make you laugh. xox

By: Leslee

Leslee — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:58:33 +0000

Holy shit! I am SO happy that I used my small amount of intarwebs time to read this. You literally made me cry with laughter and NOT hormones. YAY!

P.S. Bed rest fucking BLOWS.

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:18:44 +0000

YES! My roommate and I used to do this to each other and try our hardest to embarrass each other. I received checks for “pussy pleasure” and “anal beads” among others. Aw, memories…

By: The Evolution of Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka

The Evolution of Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:30:50 +0000

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