There was a commercial awhile back, I don’t remember what it was for really-perhaps a bank?–in which a man offers to paint his (presumably) wife’s toenails. The tag line was “Because you’re not THAT GUY” (THAT GUY being the one who paints toenails), and it made me laugh. Because I totally married THAT GUY. I’ve … Continue reading Pass The Donuts, Daver. Pass ‘Em Here.