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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/one-ologist-short-a-free-sandwich/#comment-94640</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m late to the party (AS EVER) but should you ever encounter it again, you should sweetly inform Bitch, RN, that you are now allergic to everything but Dilaudid. I get this a good three or four times a week in ER :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m late to the party (AS EVER) but should you ever encounter it again, you should sweetly inform Bitch, RN, that you are now allergic to everything but Dilaudid. I get this a good three or four times a week in ER <img src='http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: *jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>*jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I recently obtained an -ologist. This one of the neuro persuasion. He seemed pretty good, though not a 100% with the listening (kept referencing my symptoms starting in July, which is a month I never mentioned). 

I don&#039;t have the My Grains. Instead, Fibro MY Algia (an evil friend of your demon). I&#039;ve had the My Grains before, but since pregnancy #2 have only had a few, for some reason. Weird, but I&#039;m not questioning it. 

Lately, I&#039;m beleaguered by widespread joint pain and twitches and tremors. Hence, the -ologist. I&#039;m waiting for another round of test results to be reported and more tests on 2.1 to find out what the next step is. 

Apparently, though, I exhibit drug seeking behavior. I suppose that&#039;s better than weapon-seeking behavior, which is what I&#039;m tempted to resort to after all of this &quot;no pain meds&quot; nonsense.

xoxo
*jen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently obtained an -ologist. This one of the neuro persuasion. He seemed pretty good, though not a 100% with the listening (kept referencing my symptoms starting in July, which is a month I never mentioned). </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t have the My Grains. Instead, Fibro MY Algia (an evil friend of your demon). I&#8217;ve had the My Grains before, but since pregnancy #2 have only had a few, for some reason. Weird, but I&#8217;m not questioning it. </p>
<p>Lately, I&#8217;m beleaguered by widespread joint pain and twitches and tremors. Hence, the -ologist. I&#8217;m waiting for another round of test results to be reported and more tests on 2.1 to find out what the next step is. </p>
<p>Apparently, though, I exhibit drug seeking behavior. I suppose that&#8217;s better than weapon-seeking behavior, which is what I&#8217;m tempted to resort to after all of this &#8220;no pain meds&#8221; nonsense.</p>
<p>xoxo<br />
*jen</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, firstly it&#039;s nice to meet you! I&#039;m sorry we&#039;re meeting under such pain-riddled circumstances, but it&#039;s nice to have someone who gets it. 

The lime jello sadly didn&#039;t help, but I hear watermelon may.

The neuro, altho I felt stupid going in there, was phenomenal and I&#039;m sorry I didn&#039;t go sooner. In fact, all of my -ologists have been fantastic. They&#039;ve always listened to me where my GP&#039;s can&#039;t because they&#039;re so busy.

So my advice is to get thee to an -ologist if you can. 

Is it My Grains for you too? Because HOLY SHIT DO THEY SUCK. GAH.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, firstly it&#8217;s nice to meet you! I&#8217;m sorry we&#8217;re meeting under such pain-riddled circumstances, but it&#8217;s nice to have someone who gets it. </p>
<p>The lime jello sadly didn&#8217;t help, but I hear watermelon may.</p>
<p>The neuro, altho I felt stupid going in there, was phenomenal and I&#8217;m sorry I didn&#8217;t go sooner. In fact, all of my -ologists have been fantastic. They&#8217;ve always listened to me where my GP&#8217;s can&#8217;t because they&#8217;re so busy.</p>
<p>So my advice is to get thee to an -ologist if you can. </p>
<p>Is it My Grains for you too? Because HOLY SHIT DO THEY SUCK. GAH.</p>
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		<title>By: *jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>*jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just found your blog. You&#039;re a funny-ass chica.

I appreciate you writing this post, because I&#039;m going through something similar now. Your sentence in which you said you&#039;re trying not to be in pain rather than trying to get high (clearly paraphrasing your genius here) really resonated. 

Also, does the lime jello in the ear help? I&#039;m willing to try anything. ;)

xoxo
*jen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just found your blog. You&#8217;re a funny-ass chica.</p>
<p>I appreciate you writing this post, because I&#8217;m going through something similar now. Your sentence in which you said you&#8217;re trying not to be in pain rather than trying to get high (clearly paraphrasing your genius here) really resonated. </p>
<p>Also, does the lime jello in the ear help? I&#8217;m willing to try anything. <img src='http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>xoxo<br />
*jen</p>
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		<title>By: Jen Anderson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen Anderson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I get migraines too. If you ever have to go off Topomax for any reason, try seeing a doctor of chinese medicine. I&#039;m on some chinese herbs that have done a great job preventing migraines.

My reaction to that story? 1. what a c u next tuesday. 2. Your doctor gives you Vicodin? I&#039;ve been stuck with Maxalt which doesn&#039;t always work and freaking Advil. Maybe I&#039;ll just borrow some of my Dad&#039;s vicodin--I&#039;d only need one or two a month.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I get migraines too. If you ever have to go off Topomax for any reason, try seeing a doctor of chinese medicine. I&#8217;m on some chinese herbs that have done a great job preventing migraines.</p>
<p>My reaction to that story? 1. what a c u next tuesday. 2. Your doctor gives you Vicodin? I&#8217;ve been stuck with Maxalt which doesn&#8217;t always work and freaking Advil. Maybe I&#8217;ll just borrow some of my Dad&#8217;s vicodin&#8211;I&#8217;d only need one or two a month.</p>
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		<title>By: rita</title>
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		<dc:creator>rita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like there are a LOT of us in the same boat.  I have a constant tickle-in-the-throat cough, the cough-till-I-pee-and-vomit kind.  I&#039;ve been to every ologist, most of them twice, and each blames it on some problem that another ologist refutes.  In the end, nothing is wrong with me.  Except that I have a cough that is exhausting and hard on the wardrobe.

Tussionex, codeine, is the only thing that calms the cough and allows me to live some semblance of a normal life.  Every time I see my doctor she agrees, then she writes a prescription for 5 days&#039; worth.  Which costs $50, same as a month&#039;s worth.  I am so tired of going around that same fucking circle every time I see her.

My sister has had chronic back/shoulder pain for 15 years.  She&#039;s again doing the ologist rounds for the fourth or fifth time because they think she shouldn&#039;t take narcotics.  She&#039;s had back surgery three times.  One doctor has sent her to a pain management clinic, not because it&#039;ll stop the pain and fix whatever is bothering her, but because she has to stop taking narcotics just because they don&#039;t want to keep prescribing them for her.

We both want Dr. House to fix us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like there are a LOT of us in the same boat.  I have a constant tickle-in-the-throat cough, the cough-till-I-pee-and-vomit kind.  I&#8217;ve been to every ologist, most of them twice, and each blames it on some problem that another ologist refutes.  In the end, nothing is wrong with me.  Except that I have a cough that is exhausting and hard on the wardrobe.</p>
<p>Tussionex, codeine, is the only thing that calms the cough and allows me to live some semblance of a normal life.  Every time I see my doctor she agrees, then she writes a prescription for 5 days&#8217; worth.  Which costs $50, same as a month&#8217;s worth.  I am so tired of going around that same fucking circle every time I see her.</p>
<p>My sister has had chronic back/shoulder pain for 15 years.  She&#8217;s again doing the ologist rounds for the fourth or fifth time because they think she shouldn&#8217;t take narcotics.  She&#8217;s had back surgery three times.  One doctor has sent her to a pain management clinic, not because it&#8217;ll stop the pain and fix whatever is bothering her, but because she has to stop taking narcotics just because they don&#8217;t want to keep prescribing them for her.</p>
<p>We both want Dr. House to fix us.</p>
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		<title>By: MommyNamedApril</title>
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		<dc:creator>MommyNamedApril</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um, that should say *suck ass</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um, that should say *suck ass</p>
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		<title>By: MommyNamedApril</title>
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		<dc:creator>MommyNamedApril</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>good for you.  i would&#039;ve reported her too, but then been too lazy to get a new doc and ended up in the same suck as situation again next year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>good for you.  i would&#8217;ve reported her too, but then been too lazy to get a new doc and ended up in the same suck as situation again next year.</p>
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		<title>By: Another GE Girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Another GE Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt Becky, 

You should file a formal complaint against this so-called Nurse with the IL Dept. of Professional Regulation for unprofessional conduct, and exceeding her authority. A DOCTOR prescribes medications, not a NURSE. Even if she is an NP, your PCP prescribed that medication and a nurse does NOT have the authority to change a Doctor&#039;s Orders. (and be a judgemental *itch to boot) This &quot;nurse&quot; had no previous contact with you, no background with your case to make any sort of plan of care determination, and no authority to act in any other manner, other than to fulfill your Doctor&#039;s, her boss&#039;s orders. 

Seriously, you should follow up the the Licensing Board, and file a complaint. If she *ucks with your life, you can *uck with hers... 

Signed: Don&#039;t get Mad, Get EVEN!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt Becky, </p>
<p>You should file a formal complaint against this so-called Nurse with the IL Dept. of Professional Regulation for unprofessional conduct, and exceeding her authority. A DOCTOR prescribes medications, not a NURSE. Even if she is an NP, your PCP prescribed that medication and a nurse does NOT have the authority to change a Doctor&#8217;s Orders. (and be a judgemental *itch to boot) This &#8220;nurse&#8221; had no previous contact with you, no background with your case to make any sort of plan of care determination, and no authority to act in any other manner, other than to fulfill your Doctor&#8217;s, her boss&#8217;s orders. </p>
<p>Seriously, you should follow up the the Licensing Board, and file a complaint. If she *ucks with your life, you can *uck with hers&#8230; </p>
<p>Signed: Don&#8217;t get Mad, Get EVEN!!</p>
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		<title>By: L.L.</title>
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		<dc:creator>L.L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ooooooh. Pet peeve of mine! I hate when pharmacists/nurses treat you like an addict when you need pain killers. T3 and Naproxen are standard fare here and because I am accident prone (numerous sprains, broken bones, surgeries, torn ligaments, etc) I have been on those more times than I care to count and they do NOTHING for me. When I ask for better pills, some tend to look at me funny. It&#039;s not like I&#039;m asking for something like vicodan, I just want something better than goddamn tylenol!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ooooooh. Pet peeve of mine! I hate when pharmacists/nurses treat you like an addict when you need pain killers. T3 and Naproxen are standard fare here and because I am accident prone (numerous sprains, broken bones, surgeries, torn ligaments, etc) I have been on those more times than I care to count and they do NOTHING for me. When I ask for better pills, some tend to look at me funny. It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m asking for something like vicodan, I just want something better than goddamn tylenol!</p>
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