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January1

Image via my rad friend Joslyn

Since I’ve been too busy drinking port and eating Captain Crunch, I will, instead point you to this, which is funny in a very sad way, and this, which needs comments. (I hate asking for comments. I feel like a cheap (er) whore)(I’ve got something awesomer for you guys tomorrow to make up for actually having the audacity to ask for comments).

*slinks off into corner*

How was YOUR New Year, Pranksters?

posted under Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco

29 Comments to

“Not Dead – Merely Annoying”

On January 1st, 2012 at 9:44 pm ragemichelle Says:
I dunno. I don’t remember it..
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Ha. I WISH I didn’t.
On January 1st, 2012 at 9:54 pm jamie Says:
uneventful. just another saturday night drinking vodka and silly string in my cleavage.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:50 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Same as it ever was…
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:06 pm Andra Says:
I barely managed to stay awake for it. It was no big deal. I have no life. *sigh* Maybe my resolution will be to get a life! YA! Unless it requires a lot of work.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
I *think* I remember having a life and it DOES take a lot of work. Which is prolly why I haz none.
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:07 pm Allison Says:
I had sex. This might not be a big deal to you but I had sex for the first time since discovering that my cheating jackass of a husband with a secret child disclosed his hidden life. Well not the first time, the second, but the first time doesn’t count because I was still all wounded and living in a delusional world where I had somehow caused my husband to cheat and lie for 10 years. This time I had sex and loved it. I brought 2012 in with a bang.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:28 am Grace Says:
Isn’t that a great thing?? First sex with a good guy after a cheater is fabulous!
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:54 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
That’s awesome. I love you!

(also: I’ll punch your husband for you. CAN I PLEASE?)
On January 3rd, 2012 at 11:28 am Allison Says:
No Becky because right now I’m enjoying floating around the house with a shit eating grin and a slight limp and watching him cringe and if you punch him his eyes might be swollen shut and he couldn’t appreciate it as much….
On January 6th, 2012 at 9:00 am Al_Pal Says:
Hurray for cleansing, joyful sex! Congrats! ;D
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:08 pm Mayor Gia Says:
hahah I love those pictures! I’d tell you about my NYE but I’m blogging about it later this week (which makes it sound like it was interesting. It wasn’t, really.)
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Bwahahahaha! That’s like my Christmas. There was a single interesting moment. The rest was bullshit.
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:32 pm nikkiana Says:
New Years was good. Had a friend in from out of town and then pregamed with another friend before we went out to a bar, and apparently missed a lot of drama after I left. Oy.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:04 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Pretty fucking sweet you left before the dramaz went down. I’d call that a win.
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:37 pm chrissy Says:
This for real made me LOL, so I added a comment to your other post (under rollwave83). Thanks for the laugh.

I volunteered at the Ronald McDonald House and came home to watch Netflix streaming while nursing my insatiable 3 month old. Don’t be jealous.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
I wanted to pretend I did cool things. Also: and unrelated, am collecting pop-tops for them.
On January 1st, 2012 at 10:54 pm sarah Says:
Took 2 toddlers bowling, need I say more?…
On January 2nd, 2012 at 8:26 am Joan Rowlands Says:
When my son was young I wanted to do something on NYE that he could be part of as well. So our tradition is that we have dinner with my folks, then we all hop in the car and go to the beach to watch the last sunset of the year – usually with a sip of bubbly to farewell it! My son is now 13 and he still loves doing this.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
That’s SO sweet! I love this idea!
On January 2nd, 2012 at 9:44 am Hi, I'm Natalie Says:
Yep, I still hate Christmas…
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:05 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
Me fucking too. Let’s ban it.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 10:29 am Grace Says:
We had a meal as a family in a cute little 50’s style cafe, put the kids to bed early and had lots of adult time. 😉
On January 2nd, 2012 at 11:06 am Your Aunt Becky Says:
*cue porn music*
On January 2nd, 2012 at 1:37 pm Sandy Says:
When I can stop laughing from the Owl picture, I’ll let you know.
On January 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 pm Kristin Says:
Believe it or not, our New Year’s Eve was fun and mellow and we toasted with Mimosas instead of plain champagne.
On January 3rd, 2012 at 12:44 am Lynda M O Says:
NYE… had a fourth grader coming at nine to be looked after all day on Sunday, I stayed home, ate a nice meal w hubbers and read blogs until my eyeballs cracked and bled 🙂

Was an EMT many NYEs and so I stay off the roads at all costs. Been sober since 84 so the bar scene holds no appeal, nor do the drunks at friends’ party so we smile and watch the ball drop with gadzillions of others just like us.
On January 6th, 2012 at 9:33 am Al_Pal Says:
The Owlet is possibly the best thing evar. [Not all caps as to be the actual best thing, but quite legendary.]
We stayed home on the 31st with a friend and watched the *ahem* Phish webcast from Madison Square Garden, and had a bit each of beer, champagne, and cognac.
Went with friends to the Civic Auditorium to see Furthur [two of the Grateful Dead guys playing the music] on the 30th. Our taste in music can be pretty hippieish. ;p
In 2008 on the 30th, we saw the Butthole Surfers at The Fillmore. ;D
(Psychedelic but not very hippieish!)
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