(scene, 11PM, just returned to the couch to watch another episode of Prison Break with Guy on the Couch. The Daver watches Deep Space Throat Nine Downstairs) Aunt Becky: “FUCK, I just knocked over my Diet Coke.” The Guy On My Couch: “I got the paper towels.” Aunt Becky: “No, I mean, like FUCK!” The … Continue reading A National Freakin’ Disaster