For as long as I can remember, I’ve always gotten headaches. They’re not the sort that leave me stranded in a dark room with an ice pack across my eyes OR seeing these delicious sounding auras, but they’re more an irritation, somewhat like a burn. You know, the sort that just always reminds you that “Hey, you have a headache, idiot, isn’t it fun?”
Unless you have a migraine, headaches aren’t something that tends to elicit much sympathy. I should know, as The Daver gets ‘em as well. And despite his pleas for sympathy and possible BJ’s to “make them go away,” I never feel particularly sympathetic towards him. They tend to be more an irritation of the highest degree, a thorn in my side, and occasionally a fight-provoking ailment.
Mainly because he tends to get them (in my mind) in order to get out of completing annoying tasks. Am I being a bitch? You be the judge.
He has gotten headaches right before the following tasks (and subsequently having to lay down):
*Packing our loads of crap into boxes before the movers came
*Painting the walls before we put the condo on the market
*Packing our stuff AGAIN before the movers came
*Scooping for Cat Box Crunchies
*Familial birthday parties
*Cleaning before we had guests over
and my personal “you will never live this down so long as you live and I may put it on your grave stone, motherfucker:”
*While I was in labor with Alex.
It’s not that I don’t care that he has a headache, on the contrary, if he got them while we were just farting around the house trying to complete absolutely nothing whatsoever of any importance, I probably wouldn’t say a word. BUT, one’s sympathy dwindles after being in labor for a full 12 hours with the lights down low and the television set to an inaudible frequency WHILE having to worry that no one will hold your leg when you have to push.
That said, I obviously can’t expect to get much sympathy for the headaches I’ve been having with alarming regularity now that I am taking Vitamin Z. They’re not really bad enough to make me want to go to the doctor and demand a different SSRI, because really, the benefit outweighs the cost in terms of my mental health here.
But shit, I just wish I could make them go away for a day or two. The NSAID’s I have don’t touch them, and I don’t have the sort of life that would allow me to just rest and relax them away (I’m not certain it would help anyway).
What do YOU do when you have a headache? Any and all assvice would be highly appreciated.