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M.I.A.

August26

Some days the only appropriate response to the events of the day can be summed up by only one word. That word?

FUCK.

I’ll be sporadically around, but I just don’t have much good to say right now. Everyone is alive (as far as I know) and things will work out.

How do you get through something that seems insurmountable? Can you send me some good vibes, please?

posted under Cheaper Than Rehab
55 Comments to

“M.I.A.”

  1. On August 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pm Andy (echaos) Says:

    Oh Becky, I wish I had a magic wand to lend you right now!

    Take care.

  2. On August 26th, 2008 at 1:48 pm trish Says:

    Good vibes are in the mail and should be at your doorstep tomorrow. Or at least they better be!!

  3. On August 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pm Rebel Says:

    Hugs… I hope all is well…. try not to kill anyone!!!

  4. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm Heather Says:

    Gah, I’d send you some of my vibes, but they aren’t shit right now. Hope whatever’s happening in your world clears up soon, Becky.

  5. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:04 pm Marie Says:

    GOOD VIIIIIBBBBEEEEEESSS

  6. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:06 pm Fancy Schmancy Says:

    Thoughts of rainbows and kittens and butterflies being sent your way!

  7. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm Kristen Says:

    Thinking of you Becky, sending you all the good I got.

  8. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:15 pm kbreints Says:

    I am shooting those love arrows in your direction today for sure!!!

  9. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:24 pm kim Says:

    I got your back, Aunt Becky. I hope it helps.

    xoxo

  10. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm LAS Says:

    I’ll be thinking about you and sending you good vibes!

  11. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm g Says:

    I can’t send you my good vibe, it’s totally overused and out of batteries.

    But I will send you big uncomfortable sloppy hugs.

    xox

  12. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm apathetic bliss Says:

    * big hug * for you
    smooches too

  13. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:34 pm birdpress Says:

    Oh no, are you okay? 🙁 Good vibes sent.

  14. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:43 pm Kristine Says:

    You can only have some of my good vibes. I need the rest of them for my own crappy crap.

  15. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm deb Says:

    {{GOOD VIBES}}

  16. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm Maria Says:

    Oh lady. What a shitty time to be tackling brain-melting challenges. Wishing you the best.

  17. On August 26th, 2008 at 2:59 pm Julie Says:

    I wish I had a good trick, but I call my coping mechanism “Denial”. I’ve heard it’s not a good one to use on a regular basis though.

    Good vibes being dutifully sent.

  18. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:00 pm tash Says:

    You just keep swimming. One foot in front of the other. Chocolate helps. As does the long term promise of a massage or dinner out. Please hang in there. xo

  19. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm chris Says:

    Misrey loves company Aunt Becky and I’m keeping you company right now.

  20. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:04 pm Tiffany @ My Random Wisdom Says:

    You got it chickie!
    ((hugs))

  21. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:13 pm Heather Says:

    Good vibes, good thoughts, good juju…. it’s all coming your way. Hell, send me your address and good chocolate will show up too! 🙂 I hope things are alright round your way.

  22. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm Heather P. Says:

    Will be praying for you!

  23. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:33 pm MsPrufrock Says:

    I lock myself in our bedroom, crawl under the duvet, and chug a whole lot of Nyquil. That’s not very healthy though, is it?

    I hope things get better soon dearest.

  24. On August 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm SciFi Dad Says:

    I’d say have a peanut butter filled twinkie, but you’re not allowed to have those in the house, right? 😉

    In all seriousness, I hope everything works out. When things seem insurmountable, I tend to hit things. Not sure if that helps.

  25. On August 26th, 2008 at 4:04 pm Edward Says:

    I hope everyting turns out o.k….whatever is going on. I will be thinking of you. Good Vibes are always being sent your way from this part of the internet. Best wishes…take a breath…and I REALLY REALLY hope everything is o.k.

  26. On August 26th, 2008 at 5:27 pm Badass Geek Says:

    Good vibes? A decent set of vibraphones are expensive. Can you think of something else?

  27. On August 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pm Painted Maypole Says:

    saying fuck always makes me feel at least a little better, the sounds are just so satisfying…

    sending good vibes to ward off whatever it is that ails you….

  28. On August 26th, 2008 at 5:52 pm Calliope Says:

    vibing at you so hard I think I just crapped my pants.
    I hate that ANYTHING awful could be happening in your world right now and will hold you & your entire brood in my heart.
    xo

  29. On August 26th, 2008 at 6:04 pm shay Says:

    Some days just suck. (heck some months just suck)
    I pray, read and talk to my friends. (I’m not sure what it is about the “F” word that convays so much? And seems somehow to help?!)

    Hugs and kisses to you and yours:)

  30. On August 26th, 2008 at 6:26 pm honeywine Says:

    You got ’em babe! 🙂

  31. On August 26th, 2008 at 8:28 pm Nissa Says:

    I am sorry things are going shit for you right now whatever they happen to be. I will sacrifice a chicken in your honor and send mucho Good vibes your way. Take Care.

  32. On August 26th, 2008 at 8:28 pm Petra a.k.a. The Wise (*Young*) Mommy Says:

    Good stuff comin’ your way baby! It will get better, seriously. Step back, take a deep breath and have a shot!

  33. On August 26th, 2008 at 8:50 pm -Seraphimred- Says:

    good vibes your way chick-a-dee! hope ya cure whatever ails you…crappiness just sucks!

  34. On August 26th, 2008 at 9:03 pm me Says:

    Ouch. I’m thinking of you. I may not comment often, but I’m still hanging around. Be well.

  35. On August 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm Sarah Says:

    You’re on my list babe – thinking of you and hoping it sucks less soon…whatever IT is.

  36. On August 26th, 2008 at 9:35 pm baseballmom Says:

    (((Auntie Becky))), and two words…peanutbutterchocolate pie. Love ya!

  37. On August 26th, 2008 at 9:51 pm Emily R Says:

    You just keep putting one foot in front of the other. And you know that we are here for you.

  38. On August 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pm Mare Says:

    Fuck, Ball Licker, Damn, SHHHHIIIITTTTTT

    It has been that bad of a day.

  39. On August 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm Jenn Says:

    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

    Those are my good vibes. Just for you.

    Email me if you need to talk more or vent.

    I’m thinking of you. xoxo

  40. On August 26th, 2008 at 10:38 pm LilSass Says:

    I hope these bad vibes are not nut-related!!

    Sending a squeeze your way!

  41. On August 26th, 2008 at 11:03 pm Lori Says:

    I don’t comment often but when I read this I had to. I am having one of those weeks and I swear I just said the same thing…”there is only one word that sums up these past few days and “fuck” it is. I don’t have any good vibes to send you but I could send some vodka.

  42. On August 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm Collette Says:

    Godiva and good vibes comin’ at you. Hope all is well.

  43. On August 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm Jenn Says:

    Sending as much good vibes your way as I can 🙂

  44. On August 27th, 2008 at 6:59 am theramblinghousewife Says:

    I’m right there with you. I’d be sending you my good vibes if I had any–(You know I would!) 🙂

  45. On August 27th, 2008 at 8:26 am Karen Says:

    Sending you hugs. Sorry.

  46. On August 27th, 2008 at 9:15 am Kirsten Says:

    More Good Vibes coming your way!

    As Winston Churchill said, “When you find yourself going through hell, KEEP GOING.” Get through the next minute, then an hour will have passed, then a day, etc.

  47. On August 27th, 2008 at 9:37 am Susan Says:

    FUCK says it better than any hallmark card ever could. BTW, you don’t have to write happy things. We’re here to listen to you bitch, moan, whine and complain as well. Feel better…

  48. On August 27th, 2008 at 10:10 am Valerie Says:

    Kachow! Good vibes sent!

  49. On August 27th, 2008 at 10:30 am Kyddryn Says:

    Oh, sugar – whatever’s happening to mess with your Shui, I hope it is resolved quickly and to your best advantage.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

  50. On August 27th, 2008 at 10:49 am Elizabeth Ann Says:

    Sending some warm and fuzzy hippy tainted vibes from Eugene, Ore. They may smell faintly of patchouli.

  51. On August 27th, 2008 at 10:56 am Ashley L. Says:

    Sending good thoughts and prayers your way, for the strength to handle whatever you are facing.

  52. On August 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am Rachel Says:

    Whatever it is, I hope it gets better soon.

  53. On August 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm Tricia Says:

    Thinking of you!

  54. On August 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm Anjali Says:

    Better late than never…

    Good vibrations from me to you.

  55. On August 31st, 2008 at 6:51 pm mandy Says:

    Sorry I wasn’t there. Sounds like things are better though. I barely get through it, and my family barely gets through me. I am terribly anxious and mean when stressed.

    I hope all is well.

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