I don’t send Christmas Cards.
It’s a big source of guilt for me – I mean, I HAVE the cards (I’ve thoughtfully purchased them at 75% off throughout the years) in a big stash in the basement. I have stamps, which means I’m not just being post-office-phobic. I wonder if there’s a term for that. I mean, I’m TERRIFIED of the post office. I’ll explain sometime.
Since I don’t give Christmas Cards and, frankly, you Pranksters are the only people I’d send cards to, anyway, I’ll just give them to you now.
This is actually what I’d send on my Christmas cards.
So pretend that’s what I sent you and you opened it today. Fair? Okay.
Merry Christmas, Pranksters. You’re mah family and I love you all.
Also: could you visit this and comment if you haz time?