Because I gain a metric fuck-ton of weight when I’m gestating crotch parasites, I am also stuck removing it once I am done expelling the parasite from my body. Shockingly, the weight doesn’t just “fall off” of all of us. Especially those of us with GLANDULAR PROBLEMS. *kicks thyroid* Anyway, so I’m on a diet*. … Continue reading Maybe I Read “Flowers In The Attic” Too Many Times As A Kid