So it’s been a pretty rough week. Alex has donned his devil horns and has been literally plotting my eventual demise, not that I really blame him. But I just had the most hilarious exchange with someone who knows approximately 5 words:
(On the changing table)
Me: You have a full diaper. Let’s change it.
Alex (reaching downward): Penis.
Me: Yes, you have a penis.
Alex (poking penis painfully with index finger): Penis!
Me: Yup. That’s a penis all right.
Alex (gripping penis between thumb and index finger) Penis! Hahahahaha!
Me (sighs): That’s how I felt the first time I saw one.