Comments on: It’s Clear That My Brilliance Is Better When Someone Else Is Around To Witness It http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/ Purple Should Be A Flavor, Dammit! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:12:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Catootes http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106865 Catootes Tue, 25 May 2010 16:18:22 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106865 Well Fuck! Aunt Becky is going to be at BlogHer and I'm not? That bites. Cruises Rock. Well Fuck! Aunt Becky is going to be at BlogHer and I’m not? That bites.
Cruises Rock.

]]> By: The Sex and Cruisin’ — In Depth Sex Toy Reviews By Toy With Me http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106861 The Sex and Cruisin’ — In Depth Sex Toy Reviews By Toy With Me Tue, 25 May 2010 15:01:49 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106861 [...] Chesty McHoot would carefully hump everything she saw. Aunt Becky would simply have to go onto a cruise ship with her lovers sometime in March, 2011 and allow sexy men with foreign accents (and presumably dangly ball-bags) [...] [...] Chesty McHoot would carefully hump everything she saw. Aunt Becky would simply have to go onto a cruise ship with her lovers sometime in March, 2011 and allow sexy men with foreign accents (and presumably dangly ball-bags) [...]

]]> By: Sarah http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106684 Sarah Sun, 23 May 2010 12:58:58 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106684 I've never been on a cruise. This sounds like a good time to be had on one though. Sign me up! I’ve never been on a cruise. This sounds like a good time to be had on one though. Sign me up!

]]> By: Lucy http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106666 Lucy Sun, 23 May 2010 04:58:13 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106666 I am packing already! Let's go!!! I am packing already! Let’s go!!!

]]> By: toywithme http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106404 toywithme Thu, 20 May 2010 17:31:55 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106404 That's an excellent question Sharon. That’s an excellent question Sharon.

]]> By: Sharon http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106394 Sharon Thu, 20 May 2010 13:58:38 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106394 Very disappointed in the proposed schedule. When do we get to hump Aunt Becky's leg? Hmm? Very disappointed in the proposed schedule. When do we get to hump Aunt Becky’s leg? Hmm?

]]> By: Katie http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106356 Katie Thu, 20 May 2010 03:10:34 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106356 I want to come but I somehow ended up with 5 crotch parasites and they need clothes and food and pointe shoes and ballet camp and what-not. Selfish little twits. But? imo? You need to open your speech at BlogHer with a rousing, "Shut. YOUR. WHORE. MOOOOUUUTTTTHHHH!!" And that can be the Club Becky Official Greeting! All we need now is a secret handshake and a secret decoder ring. Although, what the hell will any of us be able to figure out using the decoder ring after all the drinky-poos? I want to come but I somehow ended up with 5 crotch parasites and they need clothes and food and pointe shoes and ballet camp and what-not. Selfish little twits.

But? imo? You need to open your speech at BlogHer with a rousing, “Shut. YOUR. WHORE. MOOOOUUUTTTTHHHH!!”

And that can be the Club Becky Official Greeting! All we need now is a secret handshake and a secret decoder ring. Although, what the hell will any of us be able to figure out using the decoder ring after all the drinky-poos?

]]> By: mumma boo http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106292 mumma boo Wed, 19 May 2010 19:54:05 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106292 Sign me up! Sign me up! I can tell hubby I'm doing "research" for our first ever cruise with the kids. You know, to make sure it's safe for them and all. *snort* Also, I was a conference planner in previous life, so if you need help with all the detail-y crap, I'm your gal. Also x 2 - I would pay you to stand up and tell a room full of people at BlogHer to SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Get it on video, and Imma send you a check. Sign me up! Sign me up! I can tell hubby I’m doing “research” for our first ever cruise with the kids. You know, to make sure it’s safe for them and all. *snort* Also, I was a conference planner in previous life, so if you need help with all the detail-y crap, I’m your gal. Also x 2 – I would pay you to stand up and tell a room full of people at BlogHer to SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Get it on video, and Imma send you a check.

]]> By: Heather http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106277 Heather Wed, 19 May 2010 18:13:28 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106277 Seriously, where do I sign up? My husband and I went on a cruise a couple of years back, and it kind of sucked because of all the super rude old people. But this sounds way better, the bloggers can muscle the old people out! Seriously, where do I sign up? My husband and I went on a cruise a couple of years back, and it kind of sucked because of all the super rude old people. But this sounds way better, the bloggers can muscle the old people out!

]]> By: Miss Grace http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/its-clear-that-my-brilliance-is-better-when-someone-else-is-around-to-witness-it/#comment-106276 Miss Grace Wed, 19 May 2010 17:53:12 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=4375#comment-106276 I totally wanna go on a cruise. I totally wanna go on a cruise.

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