For those of you keeping track at home, I may have set a new record for dumbest injuries sustained:

It appears that I have actually broken my toe while making a peanut butter sandwich.

That’s right, a peanut butter sandwich.

And not one for some cancer ridden child in a building that’s burning down, either. Just one for my son’s lunch. For tomorrow.

I cannot believe they let people like me breed.



6 thoughts on “Isn’t She Lovely?

  1. “You want a toe? I can get you a toe. You don’t want to know about it, Dude, but there are ways. I can have you a toe by 3 o’clock…”

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