I’m off to L/D to have professional people tell me that I’m peeing on myself. Can my life get any more glamorous?

15 thoughts on “In Which I Shame Everyone Who Knows Me

  1. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! That’s all I have to say.

    Oh yeah, bear down, do your breathing, yell all the swear words you want, and don’t be afraid to take drugs if you need them!

  2. You know what they say: if it looks like pee, smells like pee, just don’t step in it. Or something. Not sure what the equivalent is with amniotic fluid. Where was I going with this? Oh right: EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!

  3. Since I already know that you peed your pants, I’ll forego the “It’s A Girl” balloons I would have sent to your hospital room. Next time, though, they’ll be there.

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