We have gone to Chicago. Where, according to such reliable sources as Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Abe Froman, the Sausage King Of The World lives.
And there’s nothing not awesome about the quest for encased meat. Nothing.
Back later with more reports of food porn. Or indigestion (the bacon is, sadly, still a-brewing in my guts. I might need someone to send me some TNT).
P.S. Alex is on Top Mommy. Go check him out.