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By: Valerie

Valerie — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 04:58:52 +0000

I am laughing loudly and quite embarrassed b/c 1. I cannot explain these posts nor comments to my kids and 2. this is already over a year old and I’m out of it. poor me.
We had renters in our home while we moved away for almost 2 yrs. 5 acres so a couple animals were no problem. this grew – 3 dogs, 2 cats, birds, rabbit, 2 horses. We regularily came back to town to check on the house and found backhoe tracks and only 1 horse. 2+2=old dead horse buried less than 8 feet from one of our wells…angry ‘we couldn’t do anything else…it’s been so hard on me’ crying. So you would think zero damage deposit would be appropriate but apparently not.
We moved back shortly after and did not use that well!

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:00:22 +0000

That nursing home should really be responsible for this lady. That whole situation is just…sad. And scary! I mean her family should know that she’s doing this!

By: Melody

Melody — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:06:37 +0000

My high school friend, J, grew up in a nice house in LA. Recently, his parents have had some major issues with a woman (probably with dementia) who lives in a nursing home several miles away. This very elderly woman will come up to the house, try the door, then knock loudly and demand to be let in when she discovers it is locked. She then claims it is HER residence and tries to force entry. It’s a nuisance to his parents, but J also has a much younger son who is about 10, and he finds the whole situation terrifying. Naturally.

By now, the police know all about this woman. They patiently take her back to the nursing home every time she tries to move in to “her house”. The most recent time it happened, the lady convinced the nursing home that she had a place to stay, moved all her stuff out, and took a cab to J’s house. She showed up with all of her things (suitcases, books, lamps, etc.) and demanded to be let in.

Her behavior is bizarre, but then again if she does have some sort of memory loss that explains it. What I fail to understand is the behavior of the nursing home. They’ve let her just walk out on numerous occasions, one time with ALL OF HER THINGS, and have never questioned the behavior?? If you know a patient has memory loss, and she has tried to force entry on a residence multiple times over the course of a year, wouldn’t you be suspicious if she tried to leave again…?

By: Gala Torkelson

Gala Torkelson — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:37:51 +0000

Please don’t seek advice from an astrologer Britney! When your relationship is experiencing troubles you should go to a marriage councellor.

By: veryanniemary

veryanniemary — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:12:12 +0000

I answered the door one evening to find a woman standing there asking to use our phone as she had run out on her violent boyfriend. So I let her in, because I thought she would be calling the police. She did and then she called her boyfriend and screamed at him, how she had called the police and he was going to get it now and that she would knife him if he tried again…then silence. I went into the front room (I had been eaves dropping from the kitchen) – she was gone and the front door was wide open.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and I found a policeman on my doorstep asking if she was still there. “Umm, no” He asked me if she came back to keep her there as they could only protect her if they could find her…Sorry Officer, HELL NO, she is not coming into my house again! I spent the whole night freaking out about whether the boyfriend would find me and take me out for helping her…

By: honeywine

honeywine — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:09:42 +0000

Somebody would have gotten just flat out bitch slapped.

By: once a mother

once a mother — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:00:37 +0000

we had a like 40 year old woman come to our house on halloween one year at 10:30 at night wanting candy and spouting off some conspiracy theory about Martha Stewart wanting to host a party in our neighborhood. It was bizarre.

PS I hate wallpaper too. Our house was loaded with it, and just like yours, it was stuck directly to drywall. Ugh!

By: Samantha

Samantha — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:55:53 +0000

Wow, I even want to throw wallpaper at her. Sorry about your father. My grandfather just went through a very similar situation. I’ll keep both you and him in m thoughts.

By: Melisa

Melisa — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 06:53:57 +0000

The 8th grade daughter of divorced parents, I decided to move from my father’s house in rural Illinois so I could live with my mother in Tennessee. Rumor around the tee-tiny little town had it that I was knocked up. Me, a virgin, who up to that point had NEVER even french kissed a boy, much less had sex. And a mere 15 YEARS later, I produced my first offspring. Long pregnancy, eh? Turns out that even FACT can not stop a vicious small-town rumor, thus my splendidly tarnished reputation!