Summer’s drawing to an end which means exactly one thing: I’ve completely lost my sunglasses. I do this each year, without fail. I’m guessing it’s the house gnomes but that seems a bit flippant even for me. Let’s just go with “I misplace things” like “my pants” and “my wallet” a lot of the time. In fact, I’m considering plastering my neighborhood and YOUR milk carton with “HAVE YOU SEEN ME” signs, but since I lost the paper to the printer, which seems to hate me anyway, I’m just going to have to go outside wearing a sandwich board. Perhaps I can ring the BELLS OF DOOM and signal the END OF TIMES while I’m at it.
I lose sunglasses and with my migraines in full death mode (starting to suspect it MAY be a brain tumor, but I’m not about to go in and get diagnosed. I need a brain tumor like… I need a brain tumor), I need sunglasses. Also a vicodin chip cookie, but that’s neither here nor there.
Which is why I was particularly lucky to find out that Sunglasses Hut wanted to give me (ME) a new pair of shades. SHOCKING. Apparently they missed the memo where I was all, “Um, I lose stuffs. Lots,” which worked out in my favor. Because I got these:
Well, not the website because that would be weird. Like SUPER weird. I need another website like I need…I don’t need another website. Heh.
Anyway, the sunglasses are super cute.
They come in this rad holder, WHICH I SHOULD STAPLE TO MY HAND SO I STOP LOSING SUNGLASSES.
It’s actually a nice hot pink, but I thought the bubble wrap really made the picture look special.
And my favorite touches are always the small ones:
It never hurts to be reminded that someone, somewhere loves you.
So if you want to win a pair of these shades, shown eloquently here:
Wanna win a pair of these fabulous shades? OF COURSE YOU DO. You got lots of chances (just make sure to comment separately for each):
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