I am currently in the running for dumbest injuries ever sustained.
1) I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs in my old condo. Walking leisurely, mind you, I was not running quickly nor was I saving any cute and cuddly kittens from a burning building.
2) I scratched my cornea doing absolutely nothing whatsoever.
3) And today I strained my back spackling the wall in the bathroom. SPACKLING a wall. And no, it wasn’t a wall designed to rescue cute and cuddly kittens from being crushed by it.
If this keeps going, I may soon injure my taint while sleeping.