Comments on: I Done Brought Sexy Back http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/ Purple Should Be A Flavor, Dammit! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:15:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Amy http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13636 Amy Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:04:50 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13636 Oh, crap...that hurts. I'm sorry...yes, not taking vi.codin does suck! I'm sorry! Wishing you well soon! Oh, crap…that hurts. I’m sorry…yes, not taking vi.codin does suck! I’m sorry! Wishing you well soon!

]]> By: LilSass http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13609 LilSass Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:31:21 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13609 I'm amidst studying a chapter on parasitology. And you mention crotch parasite and I go, "Dude, did she REALLY just mention a crotch parasite? Yeast isn't a parasite and neither is ... wait a minute, crabs ARE a parasite. DOES SHE HAVE CRABS?? DID SHE JUST MENTION HAVING CRABS ON HER FUCKING BLOG?" And then I removed my brain from my rectum and remembered that parasite = symbiotic relationship = bun in the oven. I am SO dumb. And maybe tired. Maybe just dumb. So glad you don't have crabs, LilSass (p.s. that's not the first time I've signed a letter that way) I’m amidst studying a chapter on parasitology. And you mention crotch parasite and I go, “Dude, did she REALLY just mention a crotch parasite? Yeast isn’t a parasite and neither is … wait a minute, crabs ARE a parasite. DOES SHE HAVE CRABS?? DID SHE JUST MENTION HAVING CRABS ON HER FUCKING BLOG?” And then I removed my brain from my rectum and remembered that parasite = symbiotic relationship = bun in the oven. I am SO dumb. And maybe tired. Maybe just dumb.

So glad you don’t have crabs,
LilSass

(p.s. that’s not the first time I’ve signed a letter that way)

]]> By: kate http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13596 kate Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:36:49 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13596 i saw a chick with a totally cool swirly colorful one of those. they gave you black? wtf? i saw a chick with a totally cool swirly colorful one of those. they gave you black? wtf?

]]> By: giggleblue http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13584 giggleblue Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:34:04 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13584 i can see abdominal parasite, but crotch parasite. that's just vulgar! i can see abdominal parasite, but crotch parasite. that’s just vulgar!

]]> By: docgrumbles http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13570 docgrumbles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:56:20 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13570 Pregnant and crippled??? You shouldn't have to carry anything on your own in the immediate future! Pregnant and crippled??? You shouldn’t have to carry anything on your own in the immediate future!

]]> By: Lola http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13566 Lola Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:27:12 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13566 Pregnant lady in a loverly moon boot, NICE! You work that for all it's worth, Auntie. Cut in line, have people go get your food at the all-you-can-eat buffet on Sunday, you name it. Can you dance in it? If you can, I expect to see some wedding shots of you rocking on the dance floor. It's classic, but it would be better with a black eye! Pregnant lady in a loverly moon boot, NICE! You work that for all it’s worth, Auntie. Cut in line, have people go get your food at the all-you-can-eat buffet on Sunday, you name it.

Can you dance in it? If you can, I expect to see some wedding shots of you rocking on the dance floor. It’s classic, but it would be better with a black eye!

]]> By: guilty noodles http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13547 guilty noodles Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:04:34 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13547 Sweet Lord, that sucks! I'm sure you'll rock the wedding gear with the black strappy boot. Very rock & roll. I remembered when my husband would cut in line at a busy (I'm talking people waiting inside, outside, on top of each other) restaurant and he'd say to the hostess, "My wife is pregnant and due any second. She has a craving for this restaurant and would like it before she delivers. Do you think we could get a table NOW?" and we would be seated right away. People would also let me cut in line because I must've looked terribly uncomfortable at 5'2" and having gained at least 50 pounds. Your other option is to threaten to kick people with your boot. Sweet Lord, that sucks! I’m sure you’ll rock the wedding gear with the black strappy boot. Very rock & roll.

I remembered when my husband would cut in line at a busy (I’m talking people waiting inside, outside, on top of each other) restaurant and he’d say to the hostess, “My wife is pregnant and due any second. She has a craving for this restaurant and would like it before she delivers. Do you think we could get a table NOW?” and we would be seated right away.

People would also let me cut in line because I must’ve looked terribly uncomfortable at 5’2″ and having gained at least 50 pounds.

Your other option is to threaten to kick people with your boot.

]]> By: Stacey http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13540 Stacey Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:30:27 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13540 Love the black strappy boot! Love the black strappy boot!

]]> By: Melissa http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13537 Melissa Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:02:53 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13537 That's HOT! :) Totally sucks. Hope you feel better! And get some serious chill time. That’s HOT! :) Totally sucks. Hope you feel better! And get some serious chill time.

]]> By: Anjali http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/i-done-brought-sexy-back/#comment-13531 Anjali Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:26:31 +0000 http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/?p=562#comment-13531 Boy, if I were a lesbian... Boy, if I were a lesbian…

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