As someone who has spent weeks sweeping glitter off of a stage following a performance of “The Fantasticks”, I can unequivocally state that glitter is not only evil, but perhaps the source of all evil in the universe.
Well, in some universe. An alternate one. Trust me.
Could not agree more. (theater techies ftw!)
It’s evil powers are only rivaled by Styrofoam. Because it looks so innocent. Until you start carving it, and realize you have unleashed an apocalypse of little white foam pellets that you will be finding in your hair for the next month.
I am the 2%…I am the homogenized lmao
… Ligers do exist… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger… see ligers… : ) and the world is a better place because of this genitically modified animal. Amen.
Also … glitter is mildly evil. it likes to stick to my son… and we dont even have glitter in the house.
That’s what I was going to say, but you beat me to it. The bit about the liger, not the glitter. I love glitter in my eyeliner on holidays (cause you can’t justify it past 15 yrs old on a regular day)
This is fabulous!! I’m the 2% too, except for the Force thing (marrying a Star Wars geek will force you to learn things you never intended to learn)
Glitter IS the force.
And what are you talking about,”believed there was a liger” ? You mean theres no such thing ?
And I used o be the 2%. Than I became the whole. Im aiming to be the skim by next year.
Yeay milk puns! teehee….
And you… xo
One of my Hubbys greatest compliments to me (in Hubby-speak) was that He thought I WAS a jedi. Ya know, like Leia (or however) who doesn’t have it physically, but has the mental powers and capability. Wow, he thinks i’m AMAZING! (and psychic, which I am, a little)
I totally love you!
Contrary to popular belief, when glitter gets in your contact lens it DOES NOT give you more sparkly eyes. I still use it, though!
::runs to bathroom cause he’s pissing his pants::
Glitter is marvelous, and evil at the same time. What if I want to be 3%?
Because it just screams Aunt Becky and you need this:
Ramen is more than a food group.. it’s an entire way of life. Or at least the only reason some people survive college and the first few years following graduation.
Its the only reason Im still surviving and I am way past these stages!
Must. Have. A. Bob. Ross. Finger. Puppet!!!!!
Totally unrelated, your nails are beautiful. As is your penmanship.
Funny shit, AB. LOL
A far better way to make the gummy bears suffer…
There is a taxidermied Liger at Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City (just sayin’). Love You!
But there was a Liger. At the Salt Lake City Zoo. Years ago. They even have it stuffed and on display where the lions and tigers and panthers are.
It was beautiful.
I am totally the 2%. Except when I’m the skim. And sometimes I’m the almond which doesn’t seem to carry a % because it’s really just water that had almonds soaking in it until it became milky. Now I want cereal. BRB.
Ligers don’t exist? Are you serious? Why would they make such stuff up!
You are so full of AWESOME.
Oh my God….I totally and completely love you. Made my day. 🙂
Ummm – Ligers do exist…
You are fucking brilliant! A master commedienne! Thank you for making me smile every single day!
Ligers do exist- there is also one in Vladivostok, Russia 🙂
I wonder if there is something graphologically significant about the use of “R” in the otherwise lower-case script….
Actually I don’t, I just like big words.
And Aunt Becky.
And what on earth is Ramen?!? (I’m from England)
You are mah favorite.
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