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How Wonderful Life Is Now You’re In The World

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Amelia Grace Sherrick Harks
4:27pm, January 28, 2009
7lbs, 13oz.
21″ long

Baby and Dad are doing just fine.

Mom is still an asshole.

posted under It's Becky, Bitch

110 Comments to

“How Wonderful Life Is Now You’re In The World”

On January 28th, 2009 at 7:57 pm AlmostMrsJoyner Says:
OMG OMG OMG!!! Aunt Becky..I am tearing up!! A girl, an Amelia!! I cannot wait to see her beautiful face..And hopefully, mom is as drugged up as she can possibly be…CONGRATULATIONS!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:01 pm S to the hizzarah Says:
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAYYYYYYY!

So gloriously happy for you.

(And asshole? I think not.)
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:03 pm tash Says:
Welcome Amelia!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:04 pm loribeth Says:
Congratulations, Becky!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:06 pm Ginger Magnolia Says:
Congratulations Becky, Daver, Ben, and Alex!!! Welcome, little Amelia Grace. Can’t wait to see the pictures! (Excluding the ones of her actually coming out). 😛
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:11 pm Ms. Moon Says:
Becky- you are the mother of three. Never, ever, EVER call yourself an asshole again.
Congratulations!
Joy and best to all of the family. And please, kiss that special little spot on the back of her neck and think for just one millisecond of Ms. Moon.
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:12 pm a Says:
I forgot…Grace goes with everything! (It’s our daughter’s middle name too).

Congratulations, Mom, Dad, and big brothers! That’s a good size baby!

I hope your feet are back to normal size in a week or so!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:13 pm Heather P. Says:
YAY!! Congratulations!!
Can’t wait to see her picture!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:14 pm nissa Says:
Happy Birthday Amelia! Congrats Becky and Family!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:14 pm Sara Says:
Welcome baby girl! It’s about damn time. Be nice to your mommy!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:17 pm Sillycakes Says:
YAHOO! Congratulations Mom-Becky! 🙂
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:20 pm Andy Says:
WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to this great place called Earth Amelia.

Way to go Mom! … and Dad Too!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:21 pm Princess Jo Says:
Wow…congrats!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:31 pm michelle Says:
{sniff, sniff} what a moment. So happy for your family. Now start shrinking those feet.

Congratulations. Wishing you lots of sleep!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:33 pm magpie Says:
Awesome! Happy congratulations!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:36 pm Em Says:
Such wonderful news!!!! Congratulations.

Glad to hear everyone is doing well.

(hope your feet are better 🙂
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:39 pm Megan Says:
Congratulations!!!! Can’t wait to hear the birth story….I’ve been lurking on here for quite some time, obviously without comment, but have been thinking about your family a lot. I hope you’re well. AND, I believe that giving birth, if not all the other trials and tribulations of the past few months, affords you carte blanche in the asshole department, so you go girl!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:40 pm Anjali Says:
Hurrah! Can’t wait to hear more!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:44 pm trish Says:
I thought you were going to stay pregnant forever! 🙂

Congratulations! I wish I could meet the bebe!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm Jenn Says:
Gee I was hoping that would go away after the birth. 😉

But really – YAY! Now.. where are the photos?
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm Elizabeth Ann Says:
Congratulations on your new baby girl! Yay! Yay!!!! I’m so happy for you!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:46 pm Rachel, too. Says:
congratulations!
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:51 pm Heather Says:
I am SO SO pleased, and so excited to see pictures! I hope mommy is less puffy now. 🙂
On January 28th, 2009 at 8:52 pm Patty Says:
Woot! Congrats!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:04 pm Trish Says:
Congratulations!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:05 pm DD Says:
I guess I should have guessed ZGirl’s stats as I would have had it…oh well.

Congratulations on your little baby girl. I can’t wait to meet her!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:05 pm kalakly Says:
Well how about that, you got yourself a daughter!!! At least now if your feet don’t shrink back to their original delicate size, you’ve got someone to share them with:)

I’m giddy for you Becky, absolutely giddy!
xxoo
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:11 pm Juli Says:
Yay! And congratulations! And welcome, Amelia!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:14 pm Dre Says:
Congratulations, Lady!!! And welcome to the world sweet little girl!! Here’s to continued sedation and lots of snuggling!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:17 pm Meg Says:
Aw, Happy Birth Day Baby!
Congratulations 🙂
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:19 pm foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) Says:
Congratulations!!! I bet she’s a beauty! Happy baby girl birthday to her and the whole family!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:20 pm BB Says:
Congratulations!! I love the name, and I can’t wait to finally see her cute face.
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:33 pm Dora Says:
Wonderful! Can’t wait to see her precious face! Welcome Amelia.
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:39 pm Lola Says:
YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

Great stats! Amelia Grace beat my boy by two ounces. He was 7.11, 21″. Oh, crap, I lost the contest by two ounces ;(

Seriously, I’m so happy for you all, and I can’t wait to see her! Enjoy the drugs, mama!!!! Make sure they add in some water pills!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:42 pm Lynn Says:
Big congrats!! Can’t wait for wrinkly newborn pictures! 😀
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:48 pm Holli Says:
CONGRATS!
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:50 pm heather Says:
Amelia is a beautiful brand of girl; I’m glad you’ve got one of your own now! It’s been a long time coming, Becky, enjoy your little beauty.
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:50 pm Mrs.spit Says:
Welcome earthside wee girl. We are so glad you are here.

Mr. And Mrs. Spit
On January 28th, 2009 at 9:56 pm mnsm31 Says:
woo-woo
ring the alarm, there’s a little aunt Becky in the arms.

yay yay..

I remember when a while ago. you thought this day would never come, and now here it is.
life can be wonderful at times can’t it? sometimes it just a tough road to get there.

Welcome to the world little Amelia.
congratulations to the whole family for the arrival of the pink taco *WINK*
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:12 pm Collette Says:
Welcome Amelia! And congrats to the family!
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:14 pm Backpacking Dad Says:
Happy birthday Amelia :}
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:17 pm swirl girl Says:
Mazel Tov Aunt Becky!!!

can’t wait to ‘meet’ her!

how’s yer feet?
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:17 pm Tiffany @ My Random Wisdom Says:
Yay!
Baby!!
Welcome Amelia!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:17 pm swirl girl Says:
oh, and damn…I lost to pool.
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:18 pm Emily R Says:
congratulations to you all! even the asshole.
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:18 pm Molly Says:
Happy Birthday Dear Amelia, happy birthday to you!
You once looked like a gnome, no more!
Happy Birthday to You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:19 pm swirl girl Says:
I mean the pool.
Not to pool.
I am overcome by joy because Amelia is the 2nd baby I know of born today.
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:35 pm KT Says:
CONGRATS!!!!!! Rest up, lady.
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:37 pm Cari Says:
Congratulations! The Universe will never be the same now that little Amelia Grace is in it. Enjoy her!
(Longtime reader, first time poster)
On January 28th, 2009 at 10:54 pm excavator Says:
Congratulations, Aunt Becky! And welcome Amelia.

Hope to read the birth story when you have the opportunity. But right now is family time. Enjoy.
On January 28th, 2009 at 11:01 pm Jenn Says:
Welcome to your little Amelia. May she never pee on your favorite chair as mine did today.

P.S.–I was off by 4 ounces and 2 minutes…so sue me.
On January 28th, 2009 at 11:03 pm MEghan Says:
Congratulations! May she bring all the joys and tears in life that she has brought you in your dreams. She is a treasure and a joy. You a blessed. I pray that your poor feet recover now:) Tho they probably look way worse now:( Take it easy.
On January 28th, 2009 at 11:16 pm Kristen Says:
Welcome Amelia! Congratulations Becky and Daver.
On January 28th, 2009 at 11:23 pm Sue Says:
I used to sing that to the boys.

A wonderful way to welcome your little Amelia. So glad mom and daughter are doing fine. Congratulations and every best wish.
On January 29th, 2009 at 12:29 am Miss Grace Says:
I guess it wasn’t time for a 10lb baby.

Congratulations, this is wonderful news.
On January 29th, 2009 at 12:30 am Kate Says:
Welcome, Amelia! And congratulations, Aunt Becky, Daver, Ben, and Alex! I’m so thrilled she’s here!
On January 29th, 2009 at 1:08 am Grace Says:
Yay! Lurker named Grace, here. Wonderful news about your healthy baby pinky girl.
On January 29th, 2009 at 2:06 am baseballmom Says:
Awwww, can’t wait to see pics. Congrats to all of you, and when those feet start de-swelling, I hope you’re near a toilet…I had a big time emergency in the middle of the night when mine did that!!! Hope it was a fabulous birth with mucho drugos.
On January 29th, 2009 at 2:29 am SCY Says:
Way to go Asshole 😉

Amelia – welcome to the world!!!

xxx
On January 29th, 2009 at 2:58 am ewe_are_here Says:
Hooray! I’m so happy for you!

Congratulations on her safe arrival.
On January 29th, 2009 at 4:09 am Jessi Louise Says:
Congratulations! Hope everything went as painlessly as it could go! Enjoy all that new baby love 🙂
On January 29th, 2009 at 5:30 am CLC Says:
I am so excited for you! Congrats my friend to you and the Daver and the boys. Can’t wait to see her precious little face!
On January 29th, 2009 at 5:35 am SciFi Dad Says:
I’m so happy for you all! Welcome, Amelia Grace. I look forward to stories of how you torment your mother.
On January 29th, 2009 at 5:46 am abandoning eden Says:
yay!!!!!!! How are your feet doing, are they going back to normal? 🙂
On January 29th, 2009 at 5:46 am Marie Says:
Woooo Hooo! Welcome Amelia!

You can drink vodka now!
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:00 am Meg Says:
Congratulations, Becky! Lovely. xxx
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:11 am tonya cinnamon Says:
congrats!!!!!!!!! 😀
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:24 am Badass Geek Says:
Congratulations!

Give her a hug for me.
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:37 am mandy Says:
Aw, oh, my, goodness, I need to kiss her squishy cheeks now please. Congrats girl, I am so so glad for you. So so glad. My heart swelled with pride when I read this, like somehow I had anything to do with it. HAR. Oh and apparently I was infected with baby-itis yesterday, I may have caught it from your blog-not sure, you may want to warn people. Please post pics of you guys soon.
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:38 am charmedgirl Says:
holy shit!! thank god she’s out!!
i hope you brought your cut up man slippers to the hospital…
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:40 am Peggy Says:
Congratulations on your beautiful (speculation) baby girl! 🙂
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:54 am Jenn @ thatpsychofamily.com Says:
Congrats to you Becky and the whole Sausage clan! Welcome to the world Amelia!
On January 29th, 2009 at 6:55 am Tawna Says:
yay!! congrats! hope the drugs are good..
On January 29th, 2009 at 7:40 am Eva Says:
Yay!
On January 29th, 2009 at 7:56 am Ames Says:
So glad she is here and doing well. I hope your feet are shrinking by the minute and that the drugs are doing wonders for you. Welcome to the world Amelia!!! 🙂
On January 29th, 2009 at 7:58 am kbrients Says:
haha!! Congratulations!!!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:01 am Stacey Says:
Congratulations!!!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:05 am Rachel Says:
SO happy she is finally here! Hope they are keeping you pleasantly drugged and that little Amelia is an amazing baby who will sleep 9 hours a night as soon as you get home….
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:14 am Kristine Says:
Congrats!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:36 am Kendra Says:
Congratulations! I’m so glad you’re (more or less) healthy and (more or less) happy, and I absolutely can’t wait to see the little darling!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:40 am Nity Says:
Congratulations!!!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:41 am perchancetodream Says:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Finally. Now the wait will have been worth it. The best to you always….
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:48 am arkmama Says:
Congratulations!!! Enjoy your beautiful girl!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:50 am Shanna Says:
Congratulations! So happy for you that she is finally here and you are not pregnant anymore. 😉 Can’t wait to see pictures. Hope they can cure you of the assholeishness issue. 😉 Poor, poor Dave. Congrats to dad and big brothers too.
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:50 am electriclady Says:
Congratulations!!! Welcome to the world, Amelia!
On January 29th, 2009 at 8:57 am Daddy Files Says:
Congratulations! You must be so happy (and relieved)! Can’t wait for pictures.
On January 29th, 2009 at 9:04 am Jill Says:
Congratulations! Glad all are well. Cant wait to hear your story!

jill.watkins@gmail.com
On January 29th, 2009 at 9:42 am Kelly Says:
Congratulations! Girls are so much fun.
On January 29th, 2009 at 9:43 am Coco Says:
I know you’re struggling a bit with the latest development, but I still want to say congratulations, and welcome Amelia.

You’re all in my heart today.
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:01 am Maria Says:
Big girl!!! Go you!

*HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG*
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:06 am Joann Says:
CONGRATS !!!!!!!!! HANG IN THERE I KNOW EVERY THING WILL
WORK OUT. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS
TAKE CARE.
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:18 am deb Says:
Oh YAY!!!!!!! I’m so happy to welcome you to this crazy, sometimes upside down world Amelia!
Mom, snap out of it cause before you know it you’ll be able to knock back the vodka again. And all will be right in your world…

Congrats Mommy, Daddy and Big Brothers!!!!
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:21 am Fancy Schmancy Says:
Congratulations!
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:28 am Danielle Says:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Sending you hugs!
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:34 am Amy Says:
Love to you all! So glad she is here! Congratulations!
On January 29th, 2009 at 10:41 am Sarah Says:
Talk about full of the awesome! And you totally ripped off my daughter’s middle name.. but that just means that it turns out you have fabulous taste. Well done there!
On January 29th, 2009 at 11:21 am hannah Says:
De-lurking to say congratulations!
On January 29th, 2009 at 11:47 am Bree Says:
A) Congratulations!

2) I love the part about ‘Mom’s still an asshole.’ That’s the main reason I follow your blog. The humor.

PS Love the name. Also my daughter’s middle name, borrowed from her great great grandmother. I’m so glad it’s made a comeback. (And a little sad for some little girls who get ugly old-fashioned names. Come ON people… have you considered Amelia? Geez.)
On January 29th, 2009 at 12:32 pm birdpress Says:
About time! Congratulations!!! I can’t wait for pictures!
On January 29th, 2009 at 12:54 pm mumma boo Says:
Welcome, sweet baby girl! Congratulations, Mommy and Daddy and big brothers!
On January 29th, 2009 at 12:55 pm Jen Says:
Welcome to the world, Amelia!
On January 29th, 2009 at 3:16 pm sarah Says:
So happy Becks!
On January 29th, 2009 at 3:28 pm Dot Says:
YAY, Amelia and Mom Becky! Congrats, Mom & Dad!
On January 29th, 2009 at 5:43 pm PiquantMolly Says:
Perfect! A million congrats!
On January 29th, 2009 at 7:10 pm Betts Says:
I’m so happy for you. And don’t worry, she’ll learn to be an asshole, too.
On January 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm c. Says:
Welcome, Amelia. Sorry this comes late, Becks. XO.
On January 30th, 2009 at 12:30 pm quietgirl Says:
Congratulations!!! 😀

Is there an address for a card to go to?
On January 30th, 2009 at 6:39 pm docgrumbles Says:
congrats!!!
On February 16th, 2009 at 10:45 pm apathetic bliss Says:
I haven’t stopped by for a while and so now….Congrats!!!!!

ps I am still catching up on your posts but I m sure everything will be ok with your beautiful little girl.
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