Here’s Hoping My Rising Star Isn’t Just The Lights Of A Low Flying Airplane

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, Pranksters, but did you have any idea that raising children was a lot of work? Because holy fuckballs, is it ever! If I’d have known that, I might have stuck with hamsters. Actually, no, because the last hamster I had (and I am not kidding here) actually threw … Continue reading Here’s Hoping My Rising Star Isn’t Just The Lights Of A Low Flying Airplane