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	<title>Comments on: Further Proof That I Do NOT Win At Life</title>
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		<title>By: Kendra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kendra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you ever see the Nickelodeon show &quot;Pete and Pete&quot;? It was utterly hilarious, about two brothers, both named Pete. The younger one had a tattoo of a dancing lady, and mom had a metal plate in her head. They had odd adventures like digging their way under the house to escape because they were grounded--this odd combination of totally safe for kids, but seeing-the-world-at-a-45-degree-angle kind of humor. Your cats, Pete and re-Pete, reminded me of that.

Totally going to check out the new website now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you ever see the Nickelodeon show &#8220;Pete and Pete&#8221;? It was utterly hilarious, about two brothers, both named Pete. The younger one had a tattoo of a dancing lady, and mom had a metal plate in her head. They had odd adventures like digging their way under the house to escape because they were grounded&#8211;this odd combination of totally safe for kids, but seeing-the-world-at-a-45-degree-angle kind of humor. Your cats, Pete and re-Pete, reminded me of that.</p>
<p>Totally going to check out the new website now!</p>
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		<title>By: Alexandra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alexandra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh, oh, you just make me laugh so hard. I can&#039;t even tell anymore if you&#039;re funny or not, or I&#039;m just becoming an idiot.. but I just laugh too hard.


hmm...maybe I&#039;ll write up a post, &quot;funny or idiot..why let them decide.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, oh, you just make me laugh so hard. I can&#8217;t even tell anymore if you&#8217;re funny or not, or I&#8217;m just becoming an idiot.. but I just laugh too hard.</p>
<p>hmm&#8230;maybe I&#8217;ll write up a post, &#8220;funny or idiot..why let them decide.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Heather (qtberryhead)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heather (qtberryhead)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How long did it take you to get that song off the ol&#039; 8-track?
My dog runs into everything...but she&#039;s blind so we try not to laugh too hard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How long did it take you to get that song off the ol&#8217; 8-track?<br />
My dog runs into everything&#8230;but she&#8217;s blind so we try not to laugh too hard.</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sure that you were SO MOVED that you could hardly stand it. I have that effect on people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure that you were SO MOVED that you could hardly stand it. I have that effect on people.</p>
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		<title>By: blueviolet</title>
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		<dc:creator>blueviolet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I watched the entire video with my jaw dropped open. You had an effect on me today, Aunt Becky. *sniff sniff*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I watched the entire video with my jaw dropped open. You had an effect on me today, Aunt Becky. *sniff sniff*</p>
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		<title>By: a</title>
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		<dc:creator>a</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m allergic to cats.  I&#039;m pretty thankful about that.  Especially now.

I think your video should win the award for the smoothest ending ever.  That was awesome.

Re: Pete and Re-Pete...my mother believed that all children should have a companion, so she had 2 13 months apart and my sister and I who are 15 months apart and there are 6 years between the sets.  Anyway, my grandfather liked to refer to us (the younger set) as Pete and Re-Pete.  Which means that we heard endless loops of &quot;Pete and Re-Pete were walking down the street.  Pete fell in a hole and who was left?&quot;  Woe to those who actually answered...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m allergic to cats.  I&#8217;m pretty thankful about that.  Especially now.</p>
<p>I think your video should win the award for the smoothest ending ever.  That was awesome.</p>
<p>Re: Pete and Re-Pete&#8230;my mother believed that all children should have a companion, so she had 2 13 months apart and my sister and I who are 15 months apart and there are 6 years between the sets.  Anyway, my grandfather liked to refer to us (the younger set) as Pete and Re-Pete.  Which means that we heard endless loops of &#8220;Pete and Re-Pete were walking down the street.  Pete fell in a hole and who was left?&#8221;  Woe to those who actually answered&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I won an award for that piece of cinematic genius. I don&#039;t know WHAT award, but you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I won an award for that piece of cinematic genius. I don&#8217;t know WHAT award, but you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*wipes eyes*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</p>
<p>*wipes eyes*</p>
<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!</p>
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		<title>By: Your Aunt Becky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Your Aunt Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ninja Genius Cat = Aunt Becky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ninja Genius Cat = Aunt Becky.</p>
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		<title>By: Cara</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We had a cat when I was younger named Abby.  There really was something wrong with that cat.

If I ever shut her out of my room, the first opportunity she got to get in, she would pee on my pillow.

It&#039;s easy enough to explain though.  My sister found her down by the creek in a place affectionately called &quot;devil&#039;s playground&quot;.  It even appeared she had been given a tattoo on her belly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had a cat when I was younger named Abby.  There really was something wrong with that cat.</p>
<p>If I ever shut her out of my room, the first opportunity she got to get in, she would pee on my pillow.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s easy enough to explain though.  My sister found her down by the creek in a place affectionately called &#8220;devil&#8217;s playground&#8221;.  It even appeared she had been given a tattoo on her belly.</p>
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