Comments on: Follow Meeeee Tiny Dancer! (et. all)

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:52:10 +0000

And THAT is exactly WHY I don’t want my son to pursue interpretive dancing. Luckily, he’s as creative as a shoe, so I think I’m safe.

*phew*

That story? HILARIOUS. You should blog it.

By: Kendra

Kendra — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:32:25 +0000

Well, with all the “life on the Pole” comments, I have to say for either my daughter or my sons, anything that they felt like they had to settle for. I want my kids to feel like they’re important–either because they can make the world’s best sandwiches or because they are the world’s greatest supreme court justice. I will admit to having secret high aspirations for my kids because when we were thinking about names, I always said it has to sound okay with “Supreme Court Justice blank announced today…” I’m okay with just about any career, as long as they’re proud.

On the topic of interpretive dance, I really wish I could convey to you the image in my head. When I was a kid, our church had a member, probably in her early 40s, who was an interpretive dancer. About once a month, the “special music” would consist of this slender woman with a white-lady afro, wearing a jewel toned catsuit that came down to mid-calf, with a swishy see-through silk skirt on top, and she would do these “dramatic interpretations” of things like Spring. I don’t know what anyone else thought or if she was actually any good, but to this day, I’m a little confused and unnerved by interpretive dance, catsuits, and people wearing swishy things.

By: Gunfighter

Gunfighter — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:34:36 +0000

Miller High Life… that’s what my dad used to drink. I don’t drink it now, but it really is the best after busting my ass in the yard on a hot day.

By: Gunfighter

Gunfighter — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:28:09 +0000

I spent 8 years in the Marines… I didn’t learn a bloody thing except how to kill people.

By: Gunfighter

Gunfighter — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:24:30 +0000

I’d better not tell you where I work.

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:38:45 +0000

This seems to be a running theme on my blog. Which cracks me up because either all of the Republicans don’t come here, or they’re in hiding.

By: Suzy Voices

Suzy Voices — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:03:31 +0000

I’m terrified my children will be Republican.

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:28:44 +0000

It’s funny how much you can fix with a paper clip, eh?

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:15:54 +0000

What about someone who often says, “It looks like someone has a Case of the Monday’s!”

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:12:47 +0000

I think we can safely second that emotion, yo. Mimes are CREEPY.