Just sounds more politically correct than calling some one fucking nuts.
Still drawn to the classics.
mine is always “asshat”.
dork nozzle…it’s cutesy without being too mean! I know, I’m cheezy!
I can’t even type it without snickering: mangerines
Shade and Sweetwater,
how bout grape smuggler
how bout the name we call my boss….
sponge bob square nipples?–long story involving her w/ no bra and informing the office masses of her band-aid solution
I do not use dirty words or words that sound dirty.
I can’t possibly add to this hmmm intelligent discussion but thanks for the laugh.
haha– makes me think of ‘Friends’.
Flavor Saver (the tiny little square of facial hair right below the lower lip)
Penis wrinkle, ass munch, jackass, dickwad, ball licker, I could go on…
Mostly I use jackass, though.
Penis..Cause I just think its funny and my hubs doesn’t like me to say it.
Its really the way I say it I think. He says it makes him feel dirty in a bad way
Sons of bitches. It’s my grandmother’s favorite word. She uses it all of the time to describe people, ie, “Those sons of bitches at the market didn’t have any fresh bananas.” “Those sons of bitches in Washington need to pull their heads out of their asses!”
She is so funny.
ding dong and ho-hos
Jackhole. (Although now that I’ve been educated as to the definition of dutch oven, I may change my mind.)
I’ll go with asshat. Skank bitch is a favorite as well.
I have a little thingy that’s made to hang my bananas on. My son calls it a banana hammock. I nearly piss myself everytime he says that.
I have too many to pick just one but asswhole is a favorite.
obliviot (an oblivious and idiot combo pack)
I forgot “fucktard,” that’s the one I use when I’m talking all classy.
“Coochie” comes to mind.
I don’t know why. Maybe because it sounds so friendly.
Cooch and dill hole. I don’t know why.
Used to call my ex-boyfriend that as a term of endearment. Surprisingly, he let me get away with it.
Not a “word”, can I interest you in my favorite phrases of the day?
“What the crap?” and
“Damn-ass son of a bitch”
(Damn-ass being my all time favorite word)
I giggled like a 12 year old when I saw the following on a friend’s gift registry -
i think i’m in love with brooke’s grandmother.
My current favorites are douchbag and dumbass, depending upon whom I’m talking about or to. They may or may not be preceded by the f-bomb.
Sara…I’m a huge fan of the “What the Crap?” phrase. I use it as often as possible!
“Cunt” That is my ALL time favorite word..EVER!!!! I use it often for the shock value. It is my favorite thing ever!
Oh now Ms. Aunt Becky you should of never in one thousand years asked Mr. Edward this one…..your in for it now…it’s not a word but a phrase of sorts:
“Fuck my ass”
I would say that all day and all night for just about any occasion not related to anything that has anything to do with my kids. I wish I could say this out loud everday to “eye candy men” I see on the street and those men that I’m into in my real life!
Then of course theres the good ol “Oh Daddy” and the “Who’s the Man?….I’m the Man!”
Oh my, there are so many, what to choose?
I guess I would have to go with fuck-a-doodle-doo. I used that one for a long time. I also like to call people meanie buckets.
Yeah… so I should still be 12.
Wow. I came here thinking you were just looking for random happy words, not necessarily the naughty ones! Ha!
Asshat is my day to day – even my kids know an asshat when they see one, and distinguish between “good asshats” and “bad asshats” (presumably the ones with their roads paved to hell vs the ones purposefully being mean?) (I haven’t asked!)
Assfuck is my go-to for when I’m actually annoyed.
And my girlfriend telling people “Bite my left tit!!” or “Suck my cock!” *always* reduces me to a pile of giggles, thereby making it really difficult for her to look like a badass when she says it. Heehee! She tries to remember not to say these things when we have our combined 8 little monkeys in tow.
I’m going with “cranky assholiness,” which I used to describe myself just yesterday.
douchebag for sure.
it’s applicable in many situations.
ok…..jack of ass is really a favorite. when something happeneds to me..(stubbed toe or something) I actually picked up from my husband..’well, fuck me in the ass..’ hahahaha
you want your hubs to give ya a mouth to cootch action? tell him you want a cootch smootch!
Oh, and asswipe and dumbshit. Also? I still don’t know what a dutch oven is…I musta missed the explanation. I’m gonna go wikipedia it.
lately one of my words has been Fantabulous!
and I also am fond of ‘dumbass’
an oldie, but a classic that always conveys clearly!
Oh man, my first thought was of “Friends” and Princess Banana Hammock and Crapbag…I may need to get out more.
I say craptastic an awful lot.
My friend from Ireland would always say “Shower of Bastards!”
My bf is Mexican – “Cabrone” is what I call him. In turn, he calls me “Cabrona”. It means “fucker” (that’s what he tells me anyway!)
because it is spelled the way it is pronounced
In these parts we call the banana hammock and under-the-butt-nut-hut. But my favorite word(s) these days is sperm gurgling cunt muscle. Twatwaffle runs a close second. I have issues. And lots of class.
Some of the words that make me giggle like a 12 year old boy……
Fart (especially when my 18-mo-old girl says it)
Wiener (my dad used this word when referring to hot dogs)
I could go on and on.
But I can’t because I’m laughing too hard.
punk ass bitch – or PAB if you are not in an appropriate cursing arena.
I thought of another one for ya. Fart knocker. You’re welcome. Oh yeah, and “fuck me in the goat ass.”
‘Perspicacious’. What can I say, size matters.
I have to say ‘kriegel’ is my favorite currently…after my 5th grade teacher. She would walk (waddle?) by our desks farting. So, ‘kriegel’ weng from being a name to a verb…akin to farting. So, if you’re ‘kriegeling’ you have some mad gas. Or you ‘kriegeled.’ You get the idea. So very juvenile, but I giggle every time my best friend says it.
This is not *quite* what you’re looking for, but I’m really partial to “eff”…whatever. I try not to use the f word too much, but I think it’s so perfect in many instances. So my compromise is I can say (or think to myself) Eff this. So at book group last I turned to a passage that I’d marked with a post-it and written “What the eff? Who does this?” and the person sitting next to me saw the note and outed me for using e-f-f instead of the f word.
Jackass and tool are my top fave. Fucktard is what I used to describe my ex hubby. It fits him SO well.
I love banana hammock too!
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