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June6

I’m afraid I cannot deliver the second installment of this story as I have stupidly fallen down the stairs and twisted my ankle. It now looks like a potato and I’m debating going to the ER or not. The pain is mighty, and I will likely not get Vicodin (the only thing to make this whole debacle worth it).

But don’t worry, lovers, I have not forgotten you. I will be back.

posted under It's Becky, Bitch

32 Comments to

“Cliffhanger”

On June 6th, 2008 at 10:55 am Sara Says:
Oh no!! Stop doing stupid shit like that. You make me worry!
On June 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am Lola Says:
Uh-oh. That won’t be pretty if you can’t have the GOOD drugs. Hope you’re all right, lady!
On June 6th, 2008 at 11:16 am Marie Says:
Go for the dr. that will give you the good drugs. I have a dr that is generous with his perscription pad and I shamelessly called and got vicodin for Aunt Flo yesterday. If you were close I would share.
On June 6th, 2008 at 11:28 am Mrs.Spit Says:
Frick.

15 minutes on with the ice, 15 or so minutes off.

The drugs would be better, I agree.
On June 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am Melissa C Says:
OH NO!!!

OK, advice from some who has a screwed up ankle… GO ALREADY!!!!!

I wrecked mine 20 years ago (long story involving a bicycle) and didn’t go to get it looked at. Months later when I finally got tired of limping like Quasimodo, the doc told me it should have been casted but that I was completely and utterly screwed having left it for 6 months. She was right… I still have problems with it!
On June 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am SciFi Dad Says:
When I did that it was while carrying my infant daughter. I broke my fibula. You should consider yourself lucky.
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:14 pm heather Says:
Dude, when I was on hospital bed rest they gave me Vicodin for a headache – a headache that was the beginning signs of Pre-E. So they can TOTALLY give you the goods. INSIST. Mama needs drugs.
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:23 pm Five Husbands Says:
Curse your conniving stairs. OK take a day or so to rest – but not more than 3 – I am very vulnerable right.
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:24 pm Five Husbands Says:
I am very vulnerable I meant to say – the shock of your fall has me all discombobulated.
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:55 pm Kristen Says:
Hope you are alright! Get thee to the doctor!
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:57 pm Amy Says:
Ouch! Hope your ankle gets better soon!
On June 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm Heather Says:
You fell down the stairs and instead of seeking immediate medical treatment you instead think of us? You are hard core!! No worries, we can wait. Take care of yourself!!
On June 6th, 2008 at 1:15 pm mandy Says:
vicodin, worth just about anything.

Sorry to hear this, I hate it when I fall down the stairs!
On June 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm Chris Says:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I do hope you’re ok…when should I check back for the next episode?
On June 6th, 2008 at 3:03 pm tash Says:
Aww piss. I sprained my ankle BIG TIME (nerve damage) in ’94 — let me know what they tell you, and we’ll swap stories. Be strong.
On June 6th, 2008 at 3:28 pm shay Says:
how are you?! AND I really wanted more on Uncle pervy…what an exciting life you have.

whispering…(and how is the baby…?)
On June 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm Vered Says:
Hope everything is alright. Please keep us posted.
On June 6th, 2008 at 4:00 pm Kyddryn Says:
Oh, ouch baby!! Sucks much…I hope it de-poofs and stops hurting in a hurry.

Shade and Sweetwater,
K
On June 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm tryingin2007 Says:
oh man! sprained potato ankle is no fun. but vicodin is another story.

🙂

feel better!
On June 6th, 2008 at 5:00 pm Rebel Says:
Sorry about your foot, but I am seriously waiting for the rest of this story!! You had me literaly LOL at your last few posts.

Stomping over from NCLM
On June 6th, 2008 at 5:06 pm Heather P. Says:
Yuck! Hope you feel better soon!
On June 6th, 2008 at 5:26 pm babystep Says:
Mmmm. Sour cream and bacon bits.

Sorry, your reference to a potato…

Hope your ankle heals up quick. And we are still waiting to hear the end of your story…so I hope you didn’t bump your head too! Don’t forget to update us soon!
On June 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm b Says:
Are you okay? Fuck Becky..we’re going to have to wrap you in bubble wrap.
On June 6th, 2008 at 6:19 pm DC Says:
I hope you’re OK and that you get some good drugs. Vicoden is fun but, unfortunately, it makes me vomit. And vomiting is not fun.
On June 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm Ames Says:
Awe sweetie. Take care of yourself…and in the meantime I’ll be waiting *patiently* for the rest of your story!
On June 6th, 2008 at 7:22 pm Carrie Says:
OUCH!!! I hope you get some drugs to help you rid yourself of the pain.
On June 6th, 2008 at 7:45 pm theramblinghousewife Says:
Oh my!!!

Hope you heal quickly!
On June 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm Natalie Says:
Ouch!!!!
On June 7th, 2008 at 5:30 pm JJ Says:
Well crap! Hope you are doing OK!
On June 9th, 2008 at 10:45 am PiquantMolly Says:
BECKY! What are you, four?

Ha ha.

Poor you.
On June 9th, 2008 at 2:48 pm Anjali Says:
Oh no! That’s terrible.

Feel better soon!
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