Purchased at the pharmacy on Saturday night:
- 1 box vinyl gloves (in a kicky purple!)
- 1 bottle Maalox regular
- 1 bottle Maalox extra-strength
- 1 bottle body lotion
- 1 bottle Imodium
- 1 bottle Pedialyte
- Tin of Bag Balm
- 1 box Chewable Pepto-Bismol
- Air Freshener Spray
The teenage cashier looked mortified as she rang up my purchases until I said, “oh we’re just having a party tonight. Celebrate the whole Jesus-Thing.”
Then she looked very, very frightened.
How was YOUR Easter, Pranksters?