Browsing All Posts filed under »Martha Stewart, I Ain't.«

A New Dateline Special: When Roses Attack

September 28, 2009

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Now, before a zillion of you click away disgustedly, this won’t be another boring ass garden post, well, okay, it won’t be TOO MUCH of a boring ass garden post. Because sometimes, Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch, I can’t help myself. *ahem* Fantasy Football posts *ahem* Besides, most of you read me in a reader (when the reader [...]

This Ain’t Your Momma’s Pioneer Woman

August 26, 2009

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If you have no idea what I’m talking about, go here for a visit, then come back. It’ll make more sense that way. Hm…It’s lunch time. What shall I cook? Wow, those cookbooks are shiny and new looking! That must be painfully obvious that I do not cook. Unless one calls “shamelessly ordering take-out” cooking. Which, probably [...]

Aunt Becky’s Guide To Wifery

May 2, 2009

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I found this sort of guide to wifery from the 50’s online a couple of years ago, and supposedly it’s called The Good Wife’s Guide. Is this legit Aunt Becky, you ask me, a disapproving tone in your otherwise flawless voice? And I will tell you with absolute certainty that it doesn’t fucking matter. It’s [...]


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