Browsing All Posts filed under »I Suck At Life«

Proof That God Hates Chicago

June 28, 2010

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After my quivery “Not Without My Roses” post on Thursday, my friend Mitch, who is always sending me awesome links, send me this: Lightning strikes three of the tallest buildings in Chicago at the same time! from Craig Shimala on Vimeo. I don’t tend to watch videos on blogs because I always assume it they are hilarious [...]

Try As I Might, I Couldn’t Program The Thing With 867-5309

May 24, 2010

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I started the morning by grousing about the state of the world in general, followed that with a piping hot bowl of prunes, and then watched my Matlock for a spell because I am an old person. Also, I do not eat prunes because I am not insane and prunes, no matter how tasty and [...]

Sympathy for the Devil

April 21, 2010

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Aunt Becky: “So I’ve decided that I’m not really a Cancer. I mean, I was born UNDER DURESS, many weeks early. The doctor says that I busted my way out of the amniotic sac somehow. I’m now a Leo.” The Daver: “Can you do that?” Aunt Becky: “Spoken like a true Virgo, Daver.” The Daver: “I mean, does [...]


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