Browsing All Posts filed under »Heck Yeah I Drank My Hatorade Today«

The Devil Is In The (Metallic) Details

July 19, 2010

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A couple of nervous breakdowns later, and after I realized that the July Birthday Curse would likely strike again, I figured I needed to come up with a Plan B for my birthday. (for those of you unfamiliar with the July Birthday Curse, I imagine that it’s very similar to the Middle of December Birthday Curse, [...]

That Stupid Butterfly Can Bite Me.

September 4, 2009

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Dear The Makers of a Prescription Sleep Aid That Rhymes with “Plunesta,” First, your ad campaign with the stupid glowing butterfly has always pissed me off. Now, I’m no butterfly hater, in fact, I kind of find them whimsical and adorable, but night after ever-loving night, as I sat up, unable to sleep, that stupid commercial [...]

I Might Have Been Less Surprised If It Were A Midget Britney Spears Impersonator

August 29, 2009

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The absolute last person I expected to see on my front door stoop was the lady that we bought our house from in 2006. She hadn’t exactly been overly kind or pleasant during our interactions at closing, but after having a party during our condo closing, I think I kind of hit the Apex of [...]


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