Stop me if you’ve heard this one, Pranksters, but did you have any idea that raising children was a lot of work? Because holy fuckballs, is it ever! If I’d have known that, I might have stuck with hamsters. Actually, no, because the last hamster I had (and I am not kidding here) actually threw [...]
April 4, 2010
Easter in the Sausage Factory. Dude, these eggs are full of candy. There is nothing not awesome here. Why have OR when you can have AND? The only picture I was allowed to take of His Majesty. The Benner, before he cataloged his eggs by color and shape. Dave is showing off how pleased he is by the white chocolate [...]
March 4, 2010
If you haven’t gone here to sign up for my book, I’d love you thiiiiisss much if you did. Because OBVIOUSLY. I need some more peoples to sign up (chapters will go out this weekend) and to reward you? I am going to run a contest to give you guys stuff for being so awesome. [...]
April 22, 2010
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