Browsing All Posts filed under »Aunt Becky Gets Her Groove Back«

Bringing Aunt Becky Back (Part Number C)

April 9, 2010

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After devoting the past decade to raising my adorable crotch parasites, I thought that it was high time to unearth who I was again. As excited as I was by this prospect, I’m going to be honest, Pranksters, I was terrified. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to think about myself in terms [...]

The Rise of the Phoenix

April 6, 2010

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Entropy. A week ago if you’d said, “Aunt Becky, are you okay?” I would have happily said, “Fuck yes, I’m full of Awesome!” And I wasn’t lying to you, I was full of Awesome then. Then Entropy reared her ugly head and smacked her bitch back down with randomness and uncertainty and Aunt Becky fell back down. [...]

Time For Merry Pranking, Pranksters

February 28, 2010

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So wow, huh. If you’re reading this in a reader, I suggest you come and take a look around. Come see! Come see! It’s pretty! *claps up and down like a chimp* Anyway. I kind of need your help today. But don’t worry. It’s actually not, like, HARD. See, ages ago, when I rode a dinosaur to [...]


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